Kansas Owl

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Already had a patient threatening to shoot us all this morning… To quote Taylor Swift, “Like damn, it’s 7am…” #EmergencyMedicine #USHealthcare

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Gunshots or fireworks? #GreenvilleNC #GreenvilleGuessingGame

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Sleep deprivation+social anxiety+a long line of people watching me = a humiliating, awkward self-check-out experience...

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I'm allowed to prescribe medicine, but my mom still doesn't trust me to turn her oven off after I bake something...

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When #SVU started airing, I was in 4th grade. Today I got my license to practice medicine and it's still on... #longevity

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Done! Finished all my requirements and now I'm on vacation for a few weeks! #MD #MPH

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Apparently, "penile constriction device" is the appropriate term...

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So, using the term "cockring" in your poster presentation is apparently frowned upon by the other specialties. #JustEmergencyMedicineThings

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Just ate a piece of cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory. It was fantastic, but I may never eat cheesecake again... #uncomfortablyfull

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Just napped in my car for 20 minutes on my lunch break... #JustMedSchoolThings

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The whole trying to finish my MD and my MPH in the same semester was probably a bad idea... #LotsofHomework #NoVacation

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Why am I so fricking cold today...?

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Took some cough medicine at my parents' house and then realized it expired in October 2006... Hope it doesn't poison me.

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Today I'm doing all sorts of adult things... Like calling strangers on the phone.

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It's absurd how relieved I am at passing Step 2 CS... I didn't think I failed it, but three months of waiting allows worries to creep in.

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This isn't education. It's indoctrination. And it's bullshit.

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The level of anxiety I experience when calling or emailing strangers about things is completely inappropriate...

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It's really depressing to have to keep studying immediately after taking Step 2 CS... But, I'm taking Step 2 CK in a week...

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Just duct taped my curtains shut so my room is darker. Full time Step 2 studying has my days and nights reversed...

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20 EM doctors in one room, but no one can make the computer speakers work...