Katey 🔆

Boston University

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

just filled my tank up and i’m about to look for flights to iran to see if i can help the negotiations

[k @Kaartikkkkk]

POV: You're losing an argument but they mispronounce a word

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

The thrill of using a word in conversation when you’re only 60% sure what it means

[anirudh @AnirruptedMind]

Text me if it’s urgent, call me if it’s funny

[dan @kurtdanielz]

Saying “not my monkeys, not my circus” about a situation that involves your friends, your family, your job and your place of residence >>>>>>

[Nux @mherlihy0816]

Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.

[Yvie Belle Yvie @AdamantxYves]

"Girl fuck you" is gender neutral.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

“Are you free Sunday night”

Are you out of your mind.

[yev @itisyev]

Cavemen after they invented the spear:

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

And for the lady, perhaps we bring back quaaludes

[Miss Pemulis @barbariana]

Mi plan de retiro es que me mate la IA.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

“Let’s meet at 8”

That is the middle of the night.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love when Apple is like “we’re going to install updates tonight while you’re sleeping” and then you wake up and they’re just like “couldn’t do it! I just didn’t feel right and the vibes were off”

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret informing me

[Angie G @MomAngtrades]

We need a slur for cyclists

[ravn @mfnravn]

hey quick question what the fuck

[Mavu. @khuliso_Neels]

Not smiling until Friday afternoon. No time for jokes this week, just business.

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

$8 coffee followed up by a tip screen, i’ll kill everyone in here

[o-n🌛🍓 @thefloorsonfire]

scooby doo after he finishes praying: