SurprisedIrish

I'm not a regular narc, I'm a cool narc.

[SurprisedIrish @KathrynRosso]

@ToddJAwesome We appreciate the work, thank you so much! RTP is the highlight of my Thursdays

[SurprisedIrish @KathrynRosso]

@JoyceCarolOates I studied you in high school and now I get to see you say things like this. I'll miss Twitter.

[SurprisedIrish @KathrynRosso]

@thedollop Omg yes, can't wait

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

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To claim:

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[SurprisedIrish @KathrynRosso]

@dm_hagiologist I liked it so much I bought a couple more! Thank you, these were insanely helpful through my first stint as a DM!

[Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker]

78 Minutes Long

Here's a new timeline where you can scroll through every single minute from the moment the gunman entered Robb Elementary until officers enter the classroom.

78 minutes. An excruciatingly long time.

https://t.co/CO4p7RF4dE

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Gouverneur Morris, who wrote the final draft of the constitution, died because he put a whale bone up his dick. I think it's OK to edit the document.

[Lee Camp [Redacted] @LeeCamp]

Get the stories & context you won't get on corporate media:
> @BenjaminNorton, @Multipolarista, @BTnewsroom
& @TheSocProgram break down the Ukraine Crisis
> @UR_Ninja addresses community violence
> @inthesetimesmag speaks on worker power

Simply go to RadIndieMedia dot com.

[SurprisedIrish @KathrynRosso]

@daveanthony @joshuarolson But as a comedian you've taught me loads about history. Do you think this time could be any different ( re: US ruining everything) since Ukraine has specifically requested our help?

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

This is Marjorie Taylor Greene. She plays an anti-vaxxer and anti-masker on TV. Meanwhile, she owns stock in the vaccine makers. And she wears a mask when no one’s looking.

Now she’s been banned from Twitter for using Covid misinformation to con people into supporting her.

[SurprisedIrish @KathrynRosso]

https://t.co/ScIWIiGz20

[National Hurricane Center @NHC_Atlantic]

Tropical Depression #Kate Advisory 15: Kate Still a Poorly Organized Depression. https://t.co/VqHn0u1vgc

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

I am OBSESSED with how inappropriate these puns are for this article

[Alita: Battle Angel stan account @punished_picnic]

dungeons and dragons

[🐾 Mosey - Lord of Owlbear Milk @MoseyDm]

Dungeons and Dragons is best for people who can’t afford therapy but can afford dice.

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

Stop sharing this headline.

[Sam Fishell @SamFishell]

hope everyone had a nice opening day. i spent the day re-reading the wikipedia entry for rube waddell, my favorite player of all time.

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Jessica Walter was just the absolute funniest. A legendary comic actor who we were all lucky to be able to watch. RIP. https://t.co/H4siaJ6OBr

[Paul Palmeri @ThisPaul]

For those of you who dislike Matt Damon:

One time he was at my bar completely shitfaced. He fell and split his head open and when security got to him and did their safety check they asked if he knew who he was.

He said “C’mon guys it’s me Matt Damon, from We bought a Zoo.”