Kay ☠

Writer, Gamer, Pirate, Assassin.

[Kay ☠ @Kaythepirate]

@YodelOnrline No point now is there? Ordered over a month ago, needed for today and I’ve spent the better part of a week and a half being lied to about deliveries and standing outside a depot behind a gate like a visitor at a prison, just for a sniff of the parcel you’re holding hostage.

[Kay ☠ @Kaythepirate]

@YodelOnline Does any branch of your company know what the other parts of the company are doing? How did you know I love being lied to by live chat agents, it’s the best part of Christmas!

[MATIAS @Warden_Matias]

@BioWareProblems Me seeing a suspicious amount of flat ground on any planet while playing ME1:

[BioWareProblems @BioWareProblems]

As a Spectre, you can go anywhere, do anything, you're basically above the law.

Unless you want to go to the garage in Port Hanshan. You need a pass for that.

[NaNoWriMo @NaNoWriMo]

There is perhaps no greater compliment for a certain demographic of author than a book so beloved that the spine has been taped three times and all the edges have been lovingly chewed. Rest in peace, Eric Carle. Thank you for all the stories. https://t.co/xjVR9yfsO4

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Doing anything for Halloween?”
“No. I suspect the next time I do anything at all will be mid-2021 at the earliest”

[VGF @VGFGamers]

Too relatable

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It’s far too hot

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

I had the opportunity to work on one of my favorite video game franchises this year and I’m excited to finally share this with you! The official debut trailer for the new @assassinscreed will drop worldwide tomorrow, don’t miss it! @Ubisoft #AssassinsCreed

Thank you for watching

[BioWare @bioware]

“Look at this profile. Isn't it incredible? I picture it in marble.” #BioWare25
🎨 @Nelicion

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I am 33 today and I would like to impart the wisdom that the 33 years of being on this planet has given me.

Everything is a nonsense
Try your best
Everything is mostly terrible
Nap as much as you can
Enjoy your knees not cracking when you stand up
I am so tired all the time

[GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor]

I AM NOT THE BAD GUY

[BioWare @bioware]

In 1995 young BioWare began the incredible journey of game development. Thank you for sharing worlds, stories, and companions with us over the last 25 years. Join us for the next 12 months as we celebrate the amazing work done in our studios and by our inspiring fans. #BioWare25

[BioWareProblems @BioWareProblems]

It's been 10 years since every store on the Citadel was your favorite and most of your credits went on Aqaurium upgrades in the middle of a galaxy wide crises.

Happy 10th anniversary, Mass Effect 2.

[BioWare @bioware]

When your squadmates survive the suicide mission to make it to your birthday. Happy ten years, Mass Effect 2!

[Abracadab-rat @nimbus_nought]

@BioWareProblems 🤷‍♀️

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

All I want for Christmas is a prime minister who doesn’t hide in fridges, politicise the deaths of murdered young men, refuse to look at children on A&E floors, lie through his teeth & stoke racism & hate.

Is that really too much to ask?

#GE2019
https://t.co/s9nPLqx0FG

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

🎵 So here it is, merry Christmas, everybody’s feeling tired 🎵