Kelley Gavrick

Mostly Cats.

[Kelley Gavrick @KelleyOhKay]

@RealCapnCrunch Woo! Dream Halloween costume! #CapnCrunchHalloweenSweepstakesEntry

[Kelley Gavrick @KelleyOhKay]

@TwistedTea Got the car packed! #NationalIcedTeaDay

[Kelley Gavrick @KelleyOhKay]

@Chicago_Wolves @OlympicTavern

[Kelley Gavrick @KelleyOhKay]

@beercruncher All good- I was just interested in your opinion and what your route to market strategy is these days.

[Kelley Gavrick @KelleyOhKay]

@beercruncher But you can’t do any of that without cold calling first. And if that person isn’t there, it’s absolutely better to leave a sell sheet, sample, and business card for them to review before your follow up.

[WestLoopTom @WestLoopTom]

24 Old Style beers for 50 cents each at Binny’s or pay a trust fund billionaire at Wrigley $12 for 1 beer.

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

THE DEATH OF SLIM SHADY (COUP DE GRÂCE). Summer 2024. https://t.co/J3F45PQDLx

[Chicago Bars @chicagobars]

I…just had a beer, a Malort, and a Chicago style hot dog…with the latter served on a heated plate with linen napkin and silverware…achievement unlocked?

[Kelley Gavrick @KelleyOhKay]

@OlympicTavern Lemme know when that’s planned to be tapped!

[Kelley Gavrick @KelleyOhKay]

@hopnotes Ughhhhhhhh

[Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon]

ADMIT THE TRUTH #hacked #boggsisblue

[Wade Boggs @ChickenMan3010]

⁦@PabstBlueRibbon⁩ has been using my likeness without permission for their ‘Cool Blue’ mascot for YEARS. As a Hall of Fame athlete and public figure, my image and likeness have significant value and I will not rest until Pabst ADMITS THE TRUTH. #BOGGSISBLUE

[Kelley Gavrick @KelleyOhKay]

So how can I redeem my points? Can I do it over the phone?

[Delta @Delta]

@KelleyOhKay Hi! Thanks for messaging with Delta. My name is Cammie. I'm sorry we do not have a return date for the Skymiles Marketplace at this time.

[Kelley Gavrick @KelleyOhKay]

@Delta when will the marketplace be back up and running? It keeps saying it’s down for maintenance and I need to use my points today.

[Activate Chicago Parents @ChiParentsAct]

When asked what he loved about Chicago, Paul Vallas oddly said "We're like the Saudi Arabia of fresh water!" laughed like a supervillain, and said if only we would use our water 'right.' Talking about climate change and privatizing fresh water in the same breath.🤑🚰 @ChicagoWTA

[Beth, Chuck's Vacuum Cleaner @ChuckVacuumBeth]

Real story:
Former McKinsey who made 230k$/year gets 3M in VC fund to start a business.

The business: Charge 6000$/year to insanely rich people to help them plan vacations and birthday parties.

Feel bad story: debunked.

[Michael Cleere @mikecleere]

Pastor Joel Osteen pays himself an annual salary of $54,000,000 from his church profits. He had a custom garage built with 20 car stalls for each of his custom vehicles. His favorite is a Ferrari 458 Italia that cost $270,000. He lives in a 70,000 sq ft mansion.
In the New Testament, four different times Jesus tells his followers to always pay their taxes. Why is it in the United States that churches don’t have to pay taxes? The IRS figures if all churches paid their fair share of 15% taxes that it would total over $2 trillion a year.
More than enough to solve the homelessness in this country, since it looks like these Pastors would rather spend your donations on New Cars instead of feeding the hungry.

[Netflix @netflix]

Love is sharing a password.

[Tom Grossi @tomgrossicomedy]

This is Damar Hamlin's toy drive fundraiser.

As we wait for updates, just trying to do something good.

https://t.co/uC6OhqWDFd