Dr. Kelly A. Parker

I introduced diagonal-pattern lawn mowing to a Houston suburb in 1983.
ORCiD: 0000-0002-5388-2217

[Dr. Kelly A. Parker @KellyParker5]

@BlackKnight10k @Hasuess In Michigan it looks like 1.5 million voted for President but not for the two Supreme Court seats on the back of the ballot.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

POV: you live in the Midwest

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

If Harris wins tomorrow night - or if Harris even appears *likely* to win key states - you will see @elonmusk and the MAGA crowd go full disinformation immediately. They will claim the election is being stolen. It will be coordinated and immediate.

Realize this is coming.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Powerful.

[Dr. Kelly A. Parker @KellyParker5]

@bartlebytaco Michigan here. Same. What are we electing?

[Dr. Kelly A. Parker @KellyParker5]

@TravisWegienka @Seriously_1970 @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/v6NGHxTNqA

[Noah Gordon @noah_gordon_]

It's 80°F (27°C) in Washington DC. Kids are sweating in their Halloween costumes as we head into November and conclude a election cycle that has ignored climate change. Fitting.

[Climate Defiance @ClimateDefiance]

A brand-new report just found that billionaires are spewing as much carbon in 90 minutes as the average person emits in a lifetime. This is hideous. This is grotesque. This is a crime against humanity. If this does not shock you to your core, what will? What will?

🧵 (1/12)

[David Frum @davidfrum]

"We're withholding our endorsement because our owner is frightened of government retaliation if Donald Trump wins" is a more forceful and eloquent statement than any newspaper editorial ever written.

[Visit Muskegon @VisitMuskegon]

Muskegon County is at peak fall colors! 🍂 Time to take a scenic drive along Scenic Drive.

Originally designed as a scenic byway for auto tourists, this winding route through Muskegon State Park offers views of Lake Michigan and leads into the White Lake resort area.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

How many more of these stinking, double-downer sideshows will we have to go through before we can get ourselves straight enough to put together some kind of national election that will give me and the at least 20 million people I tend to agree with a chance to vote FOR something, instead of always being faced with that old familiar choice between the lesser of two evils?

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

The world is getting weirder and weirder. Huge things are happening at speeds too high to measure, or even fathom, in the brain of a normal human. We are like moths in a blizzard.

[Extra Strength Tylenol 🏴‍☠️ @MissesDread]

I'm sick of his name. I'm sick of his face. I'm sick of his voice. Just make him go away already. Dear gods just make him go away.

[Dr. Kelly A. Parker @KellyParker5]

I highly recommend watching The Good Lord Bird. Great, entertaining series about John brown.

[Jacobin @jacobin]

John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.

[David Wallace-Wells @dwallacewells]

“We are on the brink of an irreversible climate disaster. This is a global emergency beyond any doubt. Much of the very fabric of life on Earth is imperiled. We are stepping into a critical and unpredictable new phase of the climate crisis.” https://t.co/dFlDchwgyb

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

Accidentally turned on the leaf blower in the middle of the living room and caused a tornado and almost gave all of my cats heart attacks. They were scrambling and screaming at me and each other like NO NO NO THIS OPPOSITE-VACUUM IS SO MUCH WORSE!!!!!!

[catfrog @catfrog2000]

Guy who convinces you hes """smart""" but really hes just repeating things hes heard from hundreds of esoteric texts, thousands of meaningful interactions with masters, and insights from years of dedicated practice

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Thei did the Mash! Thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: Beholde, sepulchral smasshe!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on most fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!

[Dr. Kelly A. Parker @KellyParker5]

@RepJackKimble Well said, sir.

[Dr. Kelly A. Parker @KellyParker5]

@BayouPhilosophy A senior colleague affirmed the consequent to "prove" the existence of God in a big deal lecture years ago. I think I'm the only one who noticed. He was our main Intro to Logic guy.