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hey guys we should do something soon ha ha

[kennn10/10 @KentonNicholls]

Really sick of the games girls play, like never texting back. Like, really mom? It's been a week.

[kennn10/10 @KentonNicholls]

@callies_s @colbyajohnson Haha yessssss I totally forgot about this tweet 🤘🏼

[Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life]

Me: nice car
Friend: yeah 400 horsepower
Me: that's like 7000 ducks
Friend: what
Me: what

[kennn10/10 @KentonNicholls]

Ur saying "I'm making u an admin for this event to invite more friends"

Im hearing "some of my ex's might get uninvited to this party"

[mr. gravy cheeks @Jawwwwwsh]

Idea: spotify notifies ur friends when they think ur sad like "josh listened to Deja Entendu 30 times this week, Maybe buy him ice cream?"

[terryBOY @Bigslumming]

When the Relief Society sister vibrato hits juts too hard

[kennn10/10 @KentonNicholls]

Like a gender reveal party, but it's me alone at 2 am trying to quietly see what type of pizza my roomie left in the fridge

[kennn10/10 @KentonNicholls]

@danielsurely what are stock kids and how do I buy them

[kennn10/10 @KentonNicholls]

"It's way easier to eat healthy if u get rid of all the unhealthy food in ur house"

- I say, finishing the 1,160 calorie pint of Phish Food

[kennn10/10 @KentonNicholls]

Life hack: commenting "done" on your friends fb surveys makes them really happy & takes way less time than actually filling out the survey!

[ZanderDoes as @ZanderSays]

The Onion recently announced that it's shutting down due to reality being the best satire it's ever seen and it's inability to compete

[kennn10/10 @KentonNicholls]

"Don't compare your blooper reel to others' highlight reels"

[kennn10/10 @KentonNicholls]

@cydsqui at least $.69

[kennn10/10 @KentonNicholls]

@cydsqui I would have paid to see this

[kennn10/10 @KentonNicholls]

"I hooked up with so many single moms. I loved getting that text, 'come over, my kids are in bed.'" -@austonomics

[kennn10/10 @KentonNicholls]

@cydsqui I'm sold

[kennn10/10 @KentonNicholls]

@cydsqui Moriarty is so good!! I haven't watched Luther, is it way good?

[kennn10/10 @KentonNicholls]

"You will always feel pain, but you don't have to fear it" - Moriarty

[kennn10/10 @KentonNicholls]

@chasemerica I don't know what that means but I assume it's sexual

[kennn10/10 @KentonNicholls]

I've used over a GB of data on bumble this month. Kinda embarrassed but also telling my mom next time she asks why I'm single IM TRYING OK

[kennn10/10 @KentonNicholls]

@autumnnicole85 never apologize for twitter stalking, it helps me remember I'm funny sometimes 💁🏼 Nice meeting you irl!