Motionless in Whiteboy

#Ramshouse #LetsGoBuffalo #RepBX #AlwaysKnicks #Cuse🍊

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Urologists really went to school and majored in penis

[brandon* @brndxix]

trump vs. rfk white house throat off

[lorin 🇵🇸 @nirol__]

Me when I go rollerblading after taking a handful of Benadryl:

[𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐮 𝐮𝐰𝐮 @HoneyNoodleSoup]

face reveal :3

[Thomas White @len0killer]

If I was a military commander we would be taking heavy casualties at all times, often for little or no gain. Lots of injuries as well

[brian @brianonhere]

odysseus’s crew getting surly and restless as it becomes more and more clear theyre not gonna make it back to ithaca in time for the one day a year it’s legal for single people to have sex

[AUZZIE @auzziejlee]

> the only east asian guy in the cast
> immediately caves into temptation to chase white women

what did christopher nolan mean by this

[SÃO-PAULINØ 🇾🇪 @Loki_633]

- "Você é Peter Parker? ou Homem-Aranha?"

- "Eu sou os dois"

Eu no cinema:

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

Eastern Michigan University has like 12 of these roaming the campus at night

[nick🐝 @nickthestallion]

tweet of the year djfjgkgkkgkgkg

[jake @wormpuller]

Hitting this on my buddys new job announcement post

[I Got Raped At Wendys @RapedAtWendys]

How it feels to be the first to report the corpse from the recent car crash as "object on road" on waze

[Coex @saturnmissiles]

Making my wife who just did 12 hours of labor get out of bed to take pictures of me bicep flexing with the baby

[Nikki Morgen Comix @ducknuk_comic]

Ishmael: Call me Shemale.
Captain AMAB: I'm not calling you that.

[lobunny @whinybunnny]

ok too many ominous messages im scared

[awesomehalofan @awesomehalofan]

Remember who you're fighting for Marines!

[Harry @lexaprotools]

Shaq: what he do chuck

Chuck: he turned him self into a pickle

Earnie: a what?

Kenny: a pickle

Shaq: your ass would have eaten him chuck

Chuck: I get it. I wouldnt wanna go to therapy either man

Shaq: i know you eating that pickle chuck

[Grape @bumassforever]

Families be like can we see him