Kidisms

Mom, and Dad. As they grow, keep a journal of your funny kid quotes, and share with others.

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@tigersnyarn and Pirates, don't forget Pirates! :D

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Hahahahah! Busted! @megs_lynn93 #kidisms https://t.co/pkdPSTvoER

[Megan Tysseling @megs_lynn93]

Babysitting a 4 yo and he asked if I slept in my car because there is a blanket back there. #ohmy #thingskidssay

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Valid! My grandmother uses that one all the time :D @LinziM40 #kidisms https://t.co/8ZUejL7zsG

[❤️SambucaShot❤️ @LinziM40]

Me to daughter "give me 1 good reason why you can't finish your tea" she said " because then I won't have room for dessert" #thingskidssay

[Kids with a Phone @kids_camera]

It's toothpaste. I wanted to know if it would make my hair smell good. - M, age 5 #kidism #sinkhairwash

[My Girl Lela @MyGirlLela]

Mom, the thunder did not make me run this time, it made me eat. That's why I have this cinnamon roll in my mouth. #kidisms #thingskidsay

[Kids with a Phone @kids_camera]

"Can you scratch my back behind my lungs?" -M age 5 #wheredoesshecomeupwiththis #kidism

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Poor moths, always getting the bad break :( @Geekstyleplays #kidisms https://t.co/h7U8PJuIc3

[~Thoryne @twogeeksonecam]

My daughter just called a moth an ugly butterfly... #thingskidssay

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Well mom what is the answer!?! @loveneverKails #kidisms https://t.co/xsq4hSRWUc

[Kailey Allen Till @headsorKails]

"Have you ever seen a cow that looks like someone you know?" -Miah, age 11 #thingskidssay

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Awwwwwwww! How cute is this! @BrookRakow #kidisms https://t.co/B829Gyrtki

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Hahahahah! @kimberlyshian #kidisms https://t.co/VXZ2B9RrBw

[Kimberly Page @kimberlyshian]

"Hey mama, boys have koochies."
"Cooties, honey. Boys have cooties."

#thingskidssay #mommyproblems #children

[My Boy Miller @MyBoyMiller]

When I grow up and have kids, I can tell them stories about what we didn't have when I was a kid. #kidisms #thingskidssay

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How observant! @kids_camera #kidisms https://t.co/P0M2VFgz1f

[Kids with a Phone @kids_camera]

"Did you know that today is tomorrow's yesterday?" - M, age 5 #kidism #ithinkwereintrouble

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Smells like being a mom! lol! @SarahLFrantz #kidisms https://t.co/sFfIIoRE71

[SarahFrantz @SarahLFrantz]

According to my 4 year old, I smell like pizza and poop... guess I maybe need to shower? #thingskidssay

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Not exactly a secure password now is it Santa! @AdamEckard #kidisms https://t.co/ia47LvbDgS

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Ohhhhhhh boy @Ljimenez75 :) #kidisms https://t.co/d6elZD2XBU

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Well there is room now right mom?! @LeandraDee #kidisms https://t.co/s5jgJBnRdZ

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Good find mom! @DanielleMarieJZ #kidisms https://t.co/uQLzSyvMjm

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#HappyMothersDay from all of us at http://t.co/JUO1aJRbWa ! #kidisms #thingskidssay #MothersDay

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Lol well that is relief! @sarahsovereign_ #kidisms https://t.co/lRhFq0kdT2

[Sarah Sovereign @sarahsovereign]

Hunter's mom: "watch yourself on the balcony" Hunter: "don't worry, it's built to code." #ThingsKidsSay #4yo