Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg

Relatable Baal Habus. LinkedIn guru. Unapologetic energetic Toms River Defender. Brave Podcaster

[Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg @KollelRetiree]

Here are the top five heterim for loshen hara
#frumclickbait

[Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg @KollelRetiree]

is one pizza bagel half a bagel, or is it a full bagel cut in half?

[tomsriverbalabus @tomsriverblabus]

Say what you want, but macabee is a pizza bagel

[Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg @KollelRetiree]

@frumjoker Beutiful

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hmm purim... i cant seem to remember that one ever

[Yagdil Isn't Brisk @Briskerov]

I'll bet you $100 you don't know the Purim Al Ha'nissim by heart

[Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg @KollelRetiree]

yea, that was supposed to be my lunch today

[Frum Humor @FrumHumor]

I have no idea how this got on my phone. Did anyone lose it?

[Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg @KollelRetiree]

2x speed. not a problem

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Case in point

[Arieh Chaikin @TheRealArieh]

you can tweet anything about rav weinberger and get likes

[Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg @KollelRetiree]

This happened to me…

[Awkward Bachur @endimem_music]

"Lemme tell you something buddy, a happy wife is a happy life" - Overweight uncle's speech who came in separate car as wife to shabbos sheva brachos

[Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg @KollelRetiree]

@Mistamah_Nisht A true askan has an eye for the cameras

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@Jewmor1 Pronounced lot-kay

[Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg @KollelRetiree]

Once had potato kugel with carrots inside. In other words I was eating at a Baal teshuva

[Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg @KollelRetiree]

Also looking to make some nominations

[Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg @KollelRetiree]

Looking for a Twitter doppelgänger. Nominate someone 👇

[Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg @KollelRetiree]

Went into a Chinese takeout in Bork park. I tried ordering in Yiddish so I said ich bin a sesame chicken… they started laughing 🤷‍♂️

[Jewmor @Jewmor1]

@ezalmanov @VaadHaBadchanim I watched it 3x in a row, just made the cow into a moo-ed

[Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg @KollelRetiree]

I never understood using it in chicken soup. You’re literally making the real thing it is trying to imitate

[Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg @KollelRetiree]

Someone gave me a fake resume. That was definitely gefilte fished

[Heimish Humor @HeimishHumor]

If you think catfishing is bad, I've been gefilte fished.
It's when you're promised gefilte fish but there isn't any.

[Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg @KollelRetiree]

Some battery operated radios have a plug so they made a lo plug to not call them lo plugs

[Chuck Elnekave @wan2b007]

Who called it a battery-operated radio and not a Lo Plug?

(Did I do this correctly, @moshe_kolat ?)

[Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg @KollelRetiree]

@eigenrobot @kahntra What is wrong with you? Why would I ever do that

[Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg @KollelRetiree]

Rabbenu tam is 72

[Jordan Levine @LevineAJordan]

Instead of spotting three stars in the sky, the 2021 Halacha of non shomer shabbos Jews know shabbos is over when three different religious tweets are posted.

[Gedalia “Sebastian” Steinberg @KollelRetiree]

“Do you have life insurance?”
-the guy who I haven’t spoken to since high school