Matt k

[Taurus 🥷🏾 @taurusp11__]

Tom Holland doing all that passing the baton talk, #woah big brudda. Slow all that shit down you got a couple more in you

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

Tough day for everyone... but spare a thought for Complexly and DFTBA employees, who temporarily have Kirkland Brand Hank Green as their CEO.

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

this is what unions can do for you

[Cosmopolitan Blood Red Summer ⚢ @trashage]

They say this like there's ever been even 1 printer in the history of the world that functions correctly

[April King 🌀 @CubicleApril]

“Phone number-based 2FA is so insecure that we are only going to let our paying customers use it.”

[Jon Uleis @MovingToTheSun]

My new favorite thing - Bing's new ChatGPT bot argues with a user, gaslights them about the current year being 2022, says their phone might have a virus, and says "You have not been a good user"

Why? Because the person asked where Avatar 2 is showing nearby

[Matt Anderson @MattAnderson_8]

Aaron Rodgers POV rn

[Matt k @KollmanMatthew]

At what age do I become “adult” enough to no longer read “brave new world” to the tune of “a whole new world”

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Another epic Tesla autopilot moment where the car nearly kills a man standing by his car that has hazards on.

These cars are a hazard to public safety.

[Spider-Man News @SpiderMan_Newz]

Tobey Maguire on if he still knows the dance from ‘SPIDER-MAN 3’

“Every morning when I wake up. Just trying to capture the joy of this little guy.”

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

pretty weird how there's always 858 billion dollars just lying around whenever the military needs new toys but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess

[briankrebs @briankrebs]

Let this sink in: @elonmusk hath decreed that all links to Mastodon should be flagged as malware. This is, of course, a baldfaced lie, and he knows it. So the CEO of Twitter is lying to everyone on Twitter, and to all its advertisers, even to all of his defenders.

[Halvar Flake @halvarflake]

My life would be much better if other peoples software would suck less.

[cts🌸 @gf_256]

hey twitter! ever wanted to go to linkedin? just press Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Windows+L

[J🇺🇸 @Joshua4570]

HUH?????

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

elon musk to the advertisers and users of twitter

[Isa 💀🧼 | 🇵🇸🤍 @IsaAfterDark]

There's no way @witchernetflix didn't see this coming. They knew how Henry felt, he was open about it. And they decided they didn't care.