Kosmopolis Jones

Logos enthusiast

[Kosmopolis Jones @KosmopolisJones]

If only James Fields had one of these to escape Charlottesville

[Smoke-away @SmokeAwayyy]

Look at those thrusters go.

[Covfefe Anon @CovfefeAnon]

Women's sizes being numbers but the numbers don't actually mean anything objective is a perfect summary how of women go through the world

[Kosmopolis Jones @KosmopolisJones]

Lmfao you literally couldn't pick a better face to tell you "akshually metal is about believing everything public school teachers tell you to believe"

[Joseph Bouchard @GeopolWonk]

As a metalhead since I was 8, metal is about speaking to the marginalized, speaking truth to power, liberation. Metal heals. This is corporate PR garbage. Metallica was always overrated. Listen to Gojira, RATM and Sepultura instead.

[Kosmopolis Jones @KosmopolisJones]

@_jokeocracy It's just a cool car, no one needs to lose their shit over it in either direction

[Kosmopolis Jones @KosmopolisJones]

@detroitsux It's terraforming,. They will never feel at home anywhere where anything is still beautiful

[N @nordman__]

Thousands of people are dying from driving *too slow*, and I know this because I'm shooting and killing them

[NERKISH @NerkNews]

"I'm joking around. Ego Nwodim isn't even a real name. I just made it up. I knew none of you knew the new SNL cast members."

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

On gym attire:

There is an innate fantasy women have that goes like this: I am super duper pretty and everyone notices and loves me for this, but also this attention and power come with zero further implications or downsides

The fantasy is one thing, being frustrated it isn't reality is another

Most girls grow out of this as part of normal development (and you should! it's not realistic), learning that large amounts of attention and affection from, say, your dad, are freely given

....but that same kind of attention from strangers comes with strings attached

Posting bikini pics that get 10M likes means you have a lot of men saving them for...gross reasons

Going to the gym wearing next to nothing is attention grabbing for a reason, and you don't get to decide whose attention it grabs or the nature of that attention

It's a bit of a black pill, and you tend to (or, should) figure it out somewhere in your teens: strange men do not want to adore and dote on you for zero reason

To be clear, negative attention can happen even when you aren't doing something specifically out of the ordinary

Getting catcalled often happens in the most normal outfits - it's just the flip side of being young and pretty

The issue is this has evolved into almost an ideology: rather than recognizing the reality that attention is a double-edged sword, there's an impulse to regulate the attention i.e. "You can only notice me in the ways I want"

You become like the dog meme below, saying "No sexual thoughts, only attention"

Unfortunately for its advocates, this line of thinking is waging war with reality itself

[Kosmopolis Jones @KosmopolisJones]

Honestly if you're a white man not using performative gay voice in the year 2026 you are simply not grinding

[Mishima’s Head @marblesoftcore]

New employee uses performative gay man voice and got seated on the other side of my partition.

[connor @cg_410]

“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL HIM, LARRY?!”

[The American Tribune @TAmTrib]

Nick Shirley’s success is a good example here

Merely saying Somalis are stealing the money is one thing; people kinda expect it and hate it without much caring

Showing up at the Quality Learing Center, on the other hand, and giving a few visceral images of what the lightbulb heads are up to, really struck home with people and did more to combat socialism in practice—Dewayne held programs—than any number of articles or general talks previously produced on it

“We need to stop Ilhan Omar from giving your money to her coethnics” is the same sentence as “we need to stop socialism,” but is much more convincing

[𝐍𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐬 @PseudoKatabasis]

People making this about California being soft on crime but I'm pretty sure this is just the result of the Bay Area becoming a Chinese ethnic enclave.

[Kosmopolis Jones @KosmopolisJones]

@MatthewParrott "Learn to code (everyone needs a hobby)"

[Kosmopolis Jones @KosmopolisJones]

@JesseLucasSaga You could say AAs getting performatively upset about someone asking about their ancestry *is* a form of assimilation. Asian Asians consider it extremely important that you know they're from Chingchong province & aren't a bad breathed slanty eyed animal from Chongching province

[Kosmopolis Jones @KosmopolisJones]

Guy discovers that public figures get mentioned more when they are key to major news stories

[Ohio Rob @TheOhioRob]

Funny thing: Ukraine takes out Russian data centers and “Zelensky” rises while “genocide” and “Free Palestine” drops off according to X’s Radar analytics page.

Anyone else seeing trends w/🇷🇺 bots muzzled?

[eigenrobot @eigenrobot]

this keeps happening

[Kosmopolis Jones @KosmopolisJones]

Do I need to create a ticket

[Kosmopolis Jones @KosmopolisJones]

How long is X The Everything App going to be caught totally off guard when I do something wild and unpredictable like "try and look at a person's posts"

Like can we get a timeline

[Kosmopolis Jones @KosmopolisJones]

ZOG doesn't want you to know this but this is how women treat you after your third agg assault beef

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

This and infinite tokens

[Kosmopolis Jones @KosmopolisJones]

Thinking about the "don't let AI steal our math problems" controversy, it's important to remember that truly leading mathematicians probably never had the important Gifted Child formational crisis of meeting someone their age who is obviously much smarter than they are

[eigenrobot @eigenrobot]

really astonishing to me, somehow, to see how many math professors implicitly understand the goal of the profession to be providing them with a prestigious paid hobby rather than increasing the amount of mathematical knowledge available to humanity

yes we're all going to lose our jobs and it sucks and i hope we live through it. and also, this is the most exciting time in the history of math