Kristen Klebart

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

DAMN, this is good. 🔥🔥🔥

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

ICE Cold Fact:

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

City officials in San Francisco are introducing the 'CAREN' Act to outlaw racially motivated 911 calls.

It stands for "Caution Against Racially Exploitative Non-Emergencies."

[cubosh @cubosh]

you ever see a church sign writer go supernova

[Kristen Klebart @Kristen12358]

Oh nooooo!!! 4 Tequila! Hello floor!

[Kristen Klebart @Kristen12358]

Post Pregnancy Drinking - 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila... FLOOR!

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

#BreonnasLaw unanimously passed. We can effect change. Let’s keep going. Thanks for the text, @AliciaKeys. 📸: Juniyah Palmer

[𝓟𝓪𝓾𝓵𝓸 @paulogotwings]

If the police did their jobs, everyone woud trust them. Ain’t no song called Fuck The Fire Department.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Joe Biden doesn't have any NDAs forbidding anyone from speaking.

trump, meanwhile, has NDAs all over the place. I'm so not in the mood for another "but her emails," guys.

Hold trump to the same scrutiny, or get off Biden's case. #IBelieveBiden

[Liddle’ Savage @littledeekay]

I am fine with Mika asking Joe Biden tough questions about his sexual harassment accuser. I now expect Fox & Friends to ask Trump tough questions about each of the 25 women who have accused him of sexual harrassment.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

If you had earned $180,000 every day from the day Christ was born until right now, you still wouldn't be as rich as Jeff Bezos.

[Teddi Murphy @murphy_teddi]

Are draft dodgers appropriate speakers at West Point? Asking for the fucking country.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Due to the coronavirus outbreak, March 2020 was the first March without a school shooting in the U.S. since 2002.

[Christiane Amanpour @amanpour]

Defunding @WHO in the middle of a pandemic is like pulling the plug on firefighters in the aftermath of 9/11.

[The Lake Beast™ @LakeBeast]

If you want to go to a religious gathering in person right now, that’s fine. But during a #pandemic, if you have more faith in faith than in science, you should go to the back of the line when they’re handing out those sciencey #ventilators. #CoronavirusPandemic

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Every human being starts out as an anus.

It's the first part of our bodies to form in the womb.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In 1985, a drug smuggler threw 76 pounds of cocaine from his airplane into Georgia's Chattahoochee National Forest. A black bear, later named Pablo EskoBear, found and ate all of the cocaine.

He then died of a massive overdose.