Kristopher L. Bryant

Kristopher Lee Bryant | Harvard Class of ‘82 | Ball Enthusiast | Rob Manfred Hater | Xanax Abuser | Enemy of Paige Bueckers Lesbian’s | Brenda Andrews fan

[Kristopher L. Bryant @KristopherLeeB]

@Dodgers owner, Pete Crow-Armstrong #BeHereForIt

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Jameson Taillon has been DFA'd by the Cubs

[Kristopher L. Bryant @KristopherLeeB]

@TJStats No where did he disrespect the gay community though?

[Zach Lahn @ZachLahn]

We did it!!!

Thank you IOWA!

IOWA FIRST!

[Kristopher L. Bryant @KristopherLeeB]

@tory4heisman @ZachLahn KET knows ball

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“Where is my 5 iron? Is it safe? Is it alright?”

“It seems, in your anger, you threw it into the lake…”

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

If I ever win the lottery I’m gonna see if bro would actually suck my dick for a million dollars

[Kristopher L. Bryant @KristopherLeeB]

Time to sell. This team is buns. Restart the rebuild. Clean the front office. Tom Ricketts sell the team.

[PCA burner @WBell3626]

@SleeperCubs I want to fucking kill myself watching this team

[Kristopher L. Bryant @KristopherLeeB]

@_Just_Vibes_ Ian Happ is the most underhated. That motherfucker is ASS

[Kristopher L. Bryant @KristopherLeeB]

Ian Happ should call in sick today so Cubs can play someone who knows how to hit a fucking baseball

[Kristopher L. Bryant @KristopherLeeB]

10 teams in Major League Baseball are above .500.

5 of them are in the NL Central.

Cubs are .5 back from the league lead in the best division in baseball.

We’re gonna win the World Series.

[Six Point Sports @SixPointSports]

🗣️ “HOT DOGS!”

*Seiya 3-run blast to tie it*

(Via @backs_sports)

[Kristopher L. Bryant @KristopherLeeB]

Jameson Taillon is a domestic terrorist

[Kristopher L. Bryant @KristopherLeeB]

MICHAEL “BIG COCK AND BALLS” CONFORTO!

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Praying that a higher ranking women in my office uses her power to sexually harass and abuse me today

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

that girl with a tattoo between her tits would make a great mother for my kids

[Kristopher L. Bryant @KristopherLeeB]

Fuck I need a female boss

[Deva Hazarika @devahaz]

Sexual assault and racism are not funny joking matters! Ok maybe kinda tho. https://t.co/lm2UFMuOPK