Mikhail Tal

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[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

Do not overestimate yourself. You are nothing and you are no one in the grand scheme of things

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

@saavage__m Depends on the amount of rest I had in the weekend

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

I understand that one man's trash is another man's treasure but after looking at your media I just have to conclude that the boy was a fool

[oriaku. @thebigonyi]

randomly remembered this boy in uni that sent me a love song and said I should use that to think of him while I go to bed that night.

laughed so hard at him and showed my friends so we could laugh harder. I'll do exactly the same again btw.

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

@wizzo_official5 @thebigonyi Sorry wizzo 🤣

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

@5N_BJO They think every man on earth is a simp

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

@salimnuram @MSIngawa But owners nonetheless 😂

[Jobs with Aramide @AramideOyekunle]

Petition for 3-day weekends: one for errands, one for family and friends, and one to actually REST!

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

@_svdeeqbello @AirtelNigeria

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

@FabrizioRomano @dahiru_hisham 😂😭

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

@elbeewakanda Yallabai da dai addu'a muka musu muka ce Allah ya basu zaman lafiya

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

@akkitss Congrats banker

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

@__ahmaaad_ Kaji Magana 💯

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

@nonequeeen @RaAid3r You wouldn't be saying this if it was your brother

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

I was making a bit of research and interestingly, marriage itself doesn't fit the definition of achievement given by Google. I and many others still consider it one though
The problem lies in your second statement. Come on noww

[Hauwa Allahbura @HauwaAllahbura]

Marriage is not an achievement!

Marriage is not an achievement!

Marriage is not an achievement!

Marriage is not an achievement!

Marriage is not an achievement!

Marriage is not an achievement!

Companionship is better!

Companionship is better!

Companionship is better!

Companionship is better!

Retweet for all 30+ women currently age shamed in accordance to marriage. 😒😒😒😳😳😳😳

Happy new week. ❤️☺️

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

Truly everything has it's advantages and disadvantages 😂

[Usman Moderate @moderate_ustaz]

FEAR WOMEN 😂😭

A man’s car was stolen in Abuja, and he was completely devastated. He had no idea where the car could be or how they would ever find it.

Then his wife calmly said, “Honey, don’t worry. We will find your car.” She picked up her phone and said, “Your car is at so-so location.” They immediately contacted the police, went there, and recovered the car.

But here’s the plot twist: the wife had secretly installed a tracker in his car, not because she expected it to be stolen, but because she suspected he was cheating and wanted to know where he went whenever he left home. 😭😂

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

@_AyshaMaigiwa Definitely teaching

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

@grok @moh_aliyu You see yourself @moh_aliyu

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

@_iamsaulawa Use it always and you won't have that problem, trust me

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

@aiwithbii Air hostess

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

@antyburger_ Its unfortunate but the truth is they keep asking because they know it works on some married women. It's sad but that's the reality in that capital

[Mikhail Tal @Kwaru01]

@Musty10___ @spyderrmann @moh_aliyu @5N_BJO Spyyyy 🤣