Kyle Tomlin

He/Him
Certified Baby Boy

[Kyle Tomlin @KyleTomlin1]

@stormrobinson @CAgovernor Get out my replies bigot I didnt ask u

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Yes, we are scaring the hell out of Elon Musk and Donald Trump.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

@MrAndyNgo The majority of the American people do not own stock, so when the Biden administration used the stock market as a way to say the economy is good, I called that out.

When the market crashes and corporations lose money, they lay off workers.

This isn’t a difficult concept.

[Kyle Tomlin @KyleTomlin1]

ONE JESUS DEBATES TWENTY JUDASES

[Nick Di Fabio @NickDiFabio1]

This sacred text was deliberately removed from the Bible:

The Book of Jubilees.

For generations, church authorities kept it sealed away from believers...

Why?

Here's the hidden truth about the Book of Jubilees they don't want you to discover:

[Taco @ThatDudeTaco]

Follow with notifications turned on for all the latest updates on the case

[Kyle Tomlin @KyleTomlin1]

SOMEONE CHECK ON RFK

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Gigantic 13-foot crocodile found with its head ripped off on Australian beach 😳

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

A sitting Senator, labels Americans protesting against a foreign country accused of carrying out a genocide funded with our tax dollars as terrorists and puts a target on their back to be attacked. This is insanely dangerous and somehow no one will condemn it.

[Kyle Tomlin @KyleTomlin1]

@LiquidHbox @Saxyjesus42069

[Ki-ke @ki_ketv]

This past month had another a amazing opportunity to film and edit for Blake Rosier’s Tomato Show.

It’s insane the amount of talent on stage was so much to take in

Go watch that shit now !!

https://t.co/JHbDUOZ7GX

@joelhaver @KyleTomlin1 @MaddSinclair @indianaewilson

[Kyle Tomlin @KyleTomlin1]

Obligatory Standup Video Crosspost

[Kyle Tomlin @KyleTomlin1]

My commitment to free speech extends to not even telling my mom that my sister called me a stinky poop-head, even though that is a direct personal safety risk

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My commitment to free speech extends even to not banning the account following my plane, even though that is a direct personal safety risk

[Kyle Tomlin @KyleTomlin1]

The man really liked his Medium Two-Topping I guess

[Kyle Tomlin @KyleTomlin1]

I am no longer interested in any music that’s not the original muppet movie soundtrack.

That is all.

[Kyle Tomlin @KyleTomlin1]

Covid Quarantine Day One:

I peed in a gatorade bottle and got winded from STANDING in roller skates for a self tape. So far so good.

[jac ☭ @yacljn]

Russia will invade Ukraine and I will hear abt it through buzzfeed notifications

[Kyle Tomlin @KyleTomlin1]

My sister is sending pics from her study abroad in Italy and I spent 10 minutes on the toilet trying to figure out what kind of restaurant this was before realizing it was just an optometrist

[Kyle Tomlin @KyleTomlin1]

My Friends:
“Omg your dad has covid!?! Hope he feels better!”

My Dad:

[Kyle Tomlin @KyleTomlin1]

Oh my god it’s 2020 again?!?!