Lauren Boortz

Recruiting @MeUndies, Former Rioter, Golden Retriever mom, loves craft beer, the @NYJets, exploring LA through cooking & eating...and of course, @umTERPS!

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Wow, what an amazing promotion today @CAH - I tested my tank 🎽knowledge, African geography, and patience… I wound up getting thru it, and I STILL gave you $10 of my own money after the promo bc I had to have the everything box too 🥯📦Well played, well played #bōks

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@HireOnLinkedIn help! My account is restricted for updating a plugin I've used for months, I'm locked out and to access your help page, I need to be logged in!

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@Delta - I keep meeting a CX black hole - my status challenge wasn't acknowledged or granted despite meeting the qualifications. Pls help!

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@xTotallyJuliex Legit only excited about Stevie Nicks

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In Home Alone 2 - Kevin seeks out "Uncle Rob & Aunt Georgette" for help - they're totally DINKS, right? Brownstone off Central Park West? Doing major reno on it? Vacationing in Paris for Xmas? They "give the best presents?!" DINKS

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Yup. Support this

[People @people]

Michael B. Jordan Is PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive 2020: 'The Women in My Family Are Proud of This One' https://t.co/RcwUKqAUYn (@michaelb4jordan)

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@MeUndies Lucifer Kapowski

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Those paws!

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I miss shoes

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@thepointsguy looking at @AmericanAir to extend status like

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Me these days...⁦@xTotallyJuliex⁩ https://t.co/hvlHwlBt0e

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: NCAA president Mark Emmert has announced that all championship events, including the Division I men's and women's basketball tournaments, will take place with only essential staff and limited family in attendance.

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When @Postmates is 2 for 2 in cancelling orders you place for candidate lunches. Thanks a lot. #candidateexperience @Postmates_Help

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Ok. Felt that one

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In OC @RiotAzael @danielzklein felt it

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Embrace the Groovy side! https://t.co/n8Gr8SmCon

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She was always my favorite <3 https://t.co/HLzhYgmvGJ

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@xTotallyJuliex Nope. Nope nope nope