No more tennis

Twitter is the medium with which I complain about everything that isn't worthy of Facebook. Lots of tweets about tennis. You've been warned.

[No more tennis @LL_rants]

SHOOK

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Please record the awkward moment when you tell them you’ve spent most of your career campaigning to have people from Eastern Europe deported.😉

[WOLF  @CRMLWOLF]

This isn’t even well done this is congratulations

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

Me laughing at the people who thought we’d flop

[The Chaser @chaser]

Productive night though

[Dan Andrews @DanielAndrewsMP]

I don't want to give this person's disgraceful, bigoted views any oxygen.

But when others insist on rewarding them with this country's highest honour – I think it's worth saying again:

Grand Slam wins don't give you some right to spew hatred and create division.

Nothing does.

[NaomiOsaka大坂なおみ @naomiosaka]

Note to my introverted 13 year old self : in about 10 years you’re finally going to open your mouth and it will trigger more people than you could’ve ever imagined 🧚🏾☺️💕✨

[Joe Merrick @JoeMerrick]

So Japan has announced a 3 foot Dragapult plush which actually allows you to detach the Dreepy

[No more tennis @LL_rants]

LMFAO

[Julien Benneteau @julienbenneteau]

I won an @atptour title in singles

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Can't wait to get back to normality; slowly dying on a rock that's spinning around the Sun in what appears to be an otherwise lifeless Universe

[Oleg S. @AnnaK_4ever]

Thiem vs Top 10 players:

15-32 prior to 2019
15-7 since 2019

[Courtney Nguyen @fortydeucetwits.bsky.social @FortyDeuceTwits]

Connery?

[Tristan @AyoTristan]

In Person Voting. Mail in ballots.

[Tennis TV @TennisTV]

"Karen would like to speak to the manager please"

#EuropeanOpen2020

[Joe Merrick @JoeMerrick]

Serebii Layout

How it started How it's going

[NaomiOsaka大坂なおみ @naomiosaka]

how it started how it‘s going

[Mark Humphries @markhumphries]

Wishing the President a speedy recovfefe

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

The Post has removed a tweet pictured below, which was written Thursday and released through an automated program, because the subsequent news of President Trump’s infection rendered it tasteless.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

coronavirus stand back and stand by

[Telstra @Telstra]

Don't even try and blame 5G for this.