London Microstate

A microstate, because we have 2 cities. Greater London with territorial ambitions to M25. Member of Official Federation of Former UK Dependencies #OFFFUKD:

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

Proposal to replace the #LondonMayorelection with trial by combat. Elimination battle:
Round 1: @brianrose4mayor vs @LozzaFox (the villain match)
Round 2: #pierscorbyn vs #charliemullins (it's a hair thing)
Round 3: @CountBinface vs @MinisterDrill (the masked men)

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

Well London, show your atuff!

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

@ScotBorderOG @BorderRockall @BorderArran @BorderOrkney Hey Alba!

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

@BorderRockall not sure of your intentions but I'm sure we'd welcome you in #OFFFUKD (The Official Federation of Former UK Dependencies)... still in time to vote on the motto...

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

We couldn't agree more.... the future is #OFFFUKD (subject to agreement from @BorderKent @BorderGibraltar @BorderCymru ... no actual word from the Scots at present... no looking good for #OFFFUKD to be honest...@BorderFalklands or @BorderAscension any interest?...😪)

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

@BorderRockall @ScotBorderOG @BorderArran @BorderOrkney Bring your friends... we can have a party🥳

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

#nomorefingflags #wewillacceptbunting

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

So, a man died, quite an old man but that's probably no consolation to his wife, who is apparently very sad (they liked other). This is a shame & we are sad for her. But, every cloud has a silver lining....

[The Reclaim Party @thereclaimparty]

In light of the extremely sad news of Prince Phillips passing, the Reclaim Party will cease campaigning until further notice.

God save the queen.

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

Ahh... heading for another twitterban I see...

[David Kurten @davidkurten]

I will not be taking an injection of experimental mRNA.
I trust my immune system to fight off coronaviruses.

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

So says the candidate who claims he will "remove blockages & get London moving"... maybe he was talking about laxatives...

[David Kurten @davidkurten]

This makes we want to buy a Hummer.
https://t.co/mXICJMEuAK

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

@BorderKent Yes, we're all busy here, no time Nazis!

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

Early faller in the race to be president of the microstate... he'd have fared better under our proposed trial by combat....

[Dr Winston Mckenzie. @WinstonMcK]

Mark,my sincere appologies,our 14 London Assembly Candidates were forced to quit the London Campaign, by the Electrol Comission amidst notification they'd experienced technical problems ultimately resulting in the re-registration of our Party being cancelled

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

So... this the photo @georgegalloway doesn't want retweeted? We'll make sure we don't do that then, wouldn't want to upset him.

[Scotland’s Story @80_mcswan]

This is the photo that I tweeted some time ago that resulted in George Galloway going in the huff and blocking me from his Twitter account.
They stood side by side on Brexit and the Scottish Independence referendum.
George would hate this photo to be Retweeted

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

@BorderAscension @BorderKent @BorderGibraltar @BorderCymru @BorderFalklands Should we adopt 'UK is toast' as the new moto of #OFFFUKD ?

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

We couldn't agree more.... the future is #OFFFUKD (subject to agreement from @BorderKent @BorderGibraltar @BorderCymru ... no actual word from the Scots at present... no looking good for #OFFFUKD to be honest...@BorderFalklands or @BorderAscension any interest?...😪)

[LBC @LBC]

"It's not just the Good Friday Agreement that's under threat today. It's the United Kingdom itself."

James O'Brien's powerful monologue in reaction to the sixth night of violence in Northern Ireland.

@mrjamesob

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

Reasons to declare independence from #littleengland: an ad hoc posting by the provisional government of #themicrostate... you can do your own commentary...

[Bryan De B'star @BstardDe]

@RoryStewartUK What is needed right now is the Army back on the streets of Ulster. And we need them here to stay.

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

Inviting bids for contract to run our Master of Flags post in the newly independent microstate. Applications by quantum dot message only. (No faxes or carrier pigeons #wehatepigeonsinthemicrostate. Hate flags but want to use them in a passive aggressive way against the ENEMY!

[4th July - Tory wipe Out @snb19692]

@LordManley Yes it was. We flew several inverted as the UK was in distress, we only flew upright along College Green London attached to barriers along with EU , Scottish & Welsh at that time.

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

@daycoder @CountBinface #themircostate will consider your interesting suggestion of rotational government... less time in office less damage done...

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

Outgreening the greens....

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I’ve made mine online-only. To be kind to the environment.

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

What does one have to do to get blocked by the @wef ? And what's with the glass of milk? Care to explain to the #citizensofthemicrostate @LozzaFox?

[London Microstate @LMicrostate]

#earthcapital.... err yeah, sure, that's us...definately the capital of the whole of the earth....

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Just done an interview with the excellent @simonharrisitv for the Earth Capital News Programme. It could on the TV tonight or tomorrow. Watch this hyperspace! #MakeYourVoteCount