Border of Ascension Island

[Border of Ascension Island @BorderAscension]

FACT: Terraforming was invented by Charles Darwin and first carried out on my biggest mountain. It significantly changed the local climate, but has caused many problems.

https://t.co/4WS5yixfoG

[Border of Ascension Island @BorderAscension]

@BorderFalklands You want to send asylum applicants to us here? Or via us en route to @BorderFalklands?

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Good luck with that, absolutely bonkers!

70% are eventually granted asylum so what exactly would this achieve?

You should have stayed within the Dublin Agreement, morons!

[Border of Ascension Island @BorderAscension]

@LMicrostate @BorderKent @BorderGibraltar @BorderCymru @BorderFalklands Count me in!!! UK is toast....

[Border of Ascension Island @BorderAscension]

@BorderFalklands @rockallisland @BorderAntarctic Still clear here. For now.

[Border of Ascension Island @BorderAscension]

@chrismidgley @BorderFalklands @carryonkeith No real native population to annoy. Just the US Air Base personnel with whom to enjoy conversing.

[Border of Ascension Island @BorderAscension]

@BorderFalklands @carryonkeith Sure! Plenty to keep them occupied here.

But given that the island is mostly American Air Base, they should probably leave their Russian besties behind. Just sayin'

[Border of Ascension Island @BorderAscension]

@_Polinard Thanks! Often forgotten, here in the middle of nowhere. But I have octopodes to keep me company 🐙

[Border of Ascension Island @BorderAscension]

@BorderAlaskan @BorderDiomedes @BorderGreenland @BorderVatican @BorderAmerica @BorderMoldovan @BorderRomanian @BorderCymru @BorderAntarctic @Charlies_Ausome Octopi? Nope.

Octopussies? Nope.

Octopodes!

Very smart creatures.

https://t.co/BVOxqhzPSg

[Border of Ascension Island @BorderAscension]

@BorderAlaskan @BorderDiomedes @BorderGreenland @BorderVatican @BorderAmerica @BorderMoldovan @BorderRomanian @BorderCymru @BorderAntarctic @Charlies_Ausome Hi Charlie! Happy Birthday for yesterday. I was busy visiting some of the amazing creatures which live in the sea around me.

The octopus is an amazing creature and has an even better plural than @BorderAlaskan's moose. Can you guess the plural of octopus?