lewis

[Jim Cognito @JimCognito2016]

Jeremy Clarkson's views on those who strike/protest due to money.

[Ava-Santina @AvaSantina]

you are soooo lucky they are banning vapes guys do you know how laaaame you've looked. release yourself from the fruity teat

[lewis @LWH14]

My solution to fix the NHS

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense

[BeCo @BeCo74]

I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding.

[lewis @LWH14]

@lukeaaronmoore @A_Turley I think you’ll find the Laps family know exactly what you do. Pete on the other hand..

[Andy @_andrewkerr_]

James Bond in the casino lobbing all his chips into the pot like that isn't taxpayer cash

[ethan @ethanjuiced]

i must be julian casablancas the way the strokes got her asking “is this it?”

[Stuart @stuartf100]

@BBCBreaking Schrödinger's nonce!

https://t.co/F9A6NtaM3e

[lewis @LWH14]

@lukeaaronmoore Going to be a rough 4 years for Moore if that’s anything to go by.

[lewis @LWH14]

My 2023 goal is to pebbledash the inside of my room

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

My first time at a glory hole I tried to push my balls through as well and the guy laughed at me. How was I supposed to know

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

'Mickey' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

[lewis @LWH14]

What are we all doing for statey funes then

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm tired of going to cat cafes, they never have the wet food I like

[lewis @LWH14]

@HukeLussey Dodgy ageing DJ for the BBC? That’s a new one

[Leah Tigers @9BillionTigers]

I never tweet about Elon Musk because I read the time Azealia Banks called him Apartheid Clyde and felt like that was the end of the discussion

[lamps @layumps]

if sea turtles tried paper straws they would understand

[lewis @LWH14]

“Search for me Batman you must try, my location is hidden behind a lie - what am I?
Nord VPN is a tool that encrypts…”

[Jamie Allerton @JayAllerton]

Had his headphones in, had to shout it a few times. Classic office reaction everyone worried about my drinking again. Just bants 24/7 that’s what I’m drinking. That and Glens Vodka.