Lachlan Patterson

Stand-up Comedian, podcast host of The Lachdown, ok Dad.

[Lachlan Patterson @lachjaw]

Microwaves are a trap!

[Lachlan Patterson @lachjaw]

Hes back baby. Yew!

[daniel tosh @danieltosh]

if you don’t want to see my face but still want to hear #toshshow
https://t.co/1J9DLJFwnF

[Lachlan Patterson @lachjaw]

Come grab some pizza and comedy next weekend @GrandComedy1 Link to get tickets in bio.

[Lachlan Patterson @lachjaw]

Swimming is about trust.

[Lachlan Patterson @lachjaw]

Mary Poppins could've been a hero but instead she chose to use her superpowers for chores.

[Lachlan Patterson @lachjaw]

Fun podcast. Thanks Dan!

[Dan Ahdoot @standupdan]

On today’s #greeneggsanddan, comedian @lachjaw (Jokes to Make Love to, Dark White, Live from Venice) and I discuss going on Shark Tank with products that already exist, and why kids' food should be branded for adults.

https://t.co/Yc709FokHr

[Lachlan Patterson @lachjaw]

Football rules.

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Congrats to Beth.

[Beth Stelling @BethStelling]

TOP TEN big fat asshole @NetflixIsAJoke 👏 #IfYouDidntWantMeThen

[Lachlan Patterson @lachjaw]

Can't wait to watch. Heads up on Beth peeps.

[Beth Stelling @BethStelling]

You may be wondering what can you expect from my @Netflix special dropping this Tuesday October 3. Well, here are three things you can expect along with how my special should be viewed. 😜 @netflixisajoke

[Lachlan Patterson @lachjaw]

@brucefloyd @danieltosh Thanks buddy

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The Star rules are clear.

[Lachlan Patterson @lachjaw]

Love Buffalo. Thanks Joe. Miss u @HeliumComedyBUF

[Joe Kontrabecki @TheRealJBK3]

@lachjaw Watched @lachjaw clips last night. . .gotta come back to Buffalo. . .one of the best / funniest in the biz…

[Lachlan Patterson @lachjaw]

I just want what's best for the family.

[Jerry Gallo Callo @nonsequitur2787]

Dear @lachjaw congrats man. Please have Mr. bubbles on Fox and Friends. Or, in the alternative, Swiffer could fill in.

[phevethebeave @melissa37601]

@danieltosh and @lachjaw Awesome show in Johnson City! We're so happy you came to our little town! 😁

[Lachlan Patterson @lachjaw]

Shot out to all the dads competing this year. Tune up your trampolines. #standupcomedy #jokes #dad #DadJokes

[Lachlan Patterson @lachjaw]

@patterballs I mean you gotta right.

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Have a clean weekend everybody. 🧹

[Lachlan Patterson @lachjaw]

@mattnealcomedy @jenmurphycomedy @thelaurenobrien @craydrienne @StoutRyan @DannyJolles @JMScomedy @nicoleaimee @HooperHairPuff @jennabrister @TheSamanthaHale @_SamGoldstein @SeanGrantWords @duncantrussell @atomstrauss @shane_mauss @nicoleblaine @sarahtiana @JSchabl @AdamCozens27 Thanks pal

[Lachlan Patterson @lachjaw]

One of my favorite thoughtful but funny jokes from one of my favorite comedians @danieltosh. Opening for him next week. Tickets in bio

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

🚨HOLLYWOOD🚨This Sat Sept. 16th at 9:45pm get your tix & asses to the @HollywoodImprov for the 1 year anniversary of Jenny Johnson & Matty Fontana’s Starting Lineup!!! @cristela9 @DannyJolles @DaveWComedy @sarahtiana @lachjaw @Mattyfontana13 & me!
https://t.co/JM9BUpVJw2