Aaron Cardwell

she/her/most likely to have ketchup in car

[Aaron Cardwell @LadyBirdAaron]

Pro tip: cry while eating fast food in the car if your fries aren’t salty enough.

[Fart Pocket @maierthecat]

Me, having bad taste in 2012:
I do not like Kanye West
Me, having good taste in 2022:
I do not like Kanye West

[Aaron Cardwell @LadyBirdAaron]

@Kdmorrow12 Thanks for the support, Kentrel!

[Aaron Cardwell @LadyBirdAaron]

So, I recently made a big life decision to get a NC teaching license! I’m super excited but these aren’t exactly “money moves” 🗣CARDI!🗣 If you want to help a girl out, here is my classroom wish list:
#teachertwitter #AbbottElementary

https://t.co/7W3ea3BB0v

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@britt_spruill Omg his wife’s toilet baby story 💀

[Aaron Cardwell @LadyBirdAaron]

If you’re not watching The Righteous Gemstones, you’re fucking up.

[Aaron Cardwell @LadyBirdAaron]

Someone bring tissu- nay- a mop! Because I am watching S6Ep2 of @QueerEye #Angel

[Aaron Cardwell @LadyBirdAaron]

Hey Google, please hide “swing dance”

[Aaron Cardwell @LadyBirdAaron]

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Leave modern farmhouse in 2021

[Aaron Cardwell @LadyBirdAaron]

S/o to us anxious 11year olds who were present wrappers for mom’s gifts cause dads couldn’t be fucked to learn how to ribbon curl. Look at us now.

[Aaron Cardwell @LadyBirdAaron]

We used to be a county. A proper country.

[Casey James Salengo @caseyJsalengo]

Still have nightmares about this motherfucker breaking into my room tryna teach me French

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I don’t know who made this but it’s perfect.

[Aaron Cardwell @LadyBirdAaron]

@theshadowsfx am I doing it right? #nadja 🧛🏼‍♀️

[Aaron Cardwell @LadyBirdAaron]

I just flicked one away and now as I watch him limp, I find myself clutched with guilt. My god, what have I done? Should I foster him?

[Aaron Cardwell @LadyBirdAaron]

@juliepoptart 5-7

[Aaron Cardwell @LadyBirdAaron]

Sometimes I just drink coffee to clear my head. It’s a tough decision to take a morning nap, but someone has to do it.

[Aaron Cardwell @LadyBirdAaron]

Today I flossed my teeth. Depression? I don’t know her anymore.

[Aaron Cardwell @LadyBirdAaron]

💯 NEW BLIPPI JUST DROPPED 🔥 #nannybop

[Aaron Cardwell @LadyBirdAaron]

🎺 🎺 BABY BACK AYE 🎺 🎺 @LilNasX