britt britt

Writer. Comedian. Happily black. Merrily fat. As seen in Paste and Wide Open Eats.

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you ever make a twitter account and never tweet from it ever

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@Doobie_Houser Scam

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@Doobie_Houser Remember that mango chicken curry

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I just called @TruistNews to see why my @Zelle payment is not showing up in my checking account, and not only did they give me a scripted answer, but they hung up on me. As if $1000 disappearing out of thin air wasn't enough! @ZelleSupport any suggestions?

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What's with all this Coach K worship in @TheBearFX S2? #TarHeelBorn

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@tankfunkadelic Broooooo

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Sooo we're getting a @succession prequel about Marcia, right? Right? Someone's having that conversation? Yes?

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@erinsobright Oof thoughts and prayers

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Mike White was wiiiild for that #TheWhiteLotus season finale. Like he is an evil genius.

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@erinsobright @chambrayallday You can message me anytime!

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True love means finding someone who will split the last packet of @PandaExpress hot mustard sauce with you.

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@AirbnbHelp im having an issue getting support with a dishonest host, possibly a scam property, and I may be stranded in two days. Can I receive some assistance? She wants me to meet a third party off site before checking in and has provided two different addresses.

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This showing of Don’t Worry Darling is a mix of Harry Styles fanatics and people who just want to listen to the new @TheBigPic episode. It’s me. I’m people.

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I never want to know the ingredients of @tacobell’s nacho cheese. That’s none of my business, just let me grub in peace

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Are you at a @boostmobile in the middle of Oklahoma because you need to pay the bill for your hotspot aaaand can’t remember any of the account info? Because I am! S/o to Stephanie and her infinite patience!

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Road trip comedies experiment with the liminality of traveling the open road, truly testing the boundaries of the age-old question: what's the worst that can happen? @britt_spruill has more: https://t.co/9BGDUAedJq

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@notcapnamerica million dollar baby

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Pepper Ann in 2022 is probably a bar manager in Seattle in a polyamorous relationship

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@CarolineSiede BD Wong is still out here looking GOODT