If you're not sure where the over-the-top hate towards em dashes and other AI-isms comes from, spend 2 weeks approving copy from any B2B marketing or sales team.
Slinging AI slop like 2am pancakes at a Denny's on friday night.
Why the fuck does every open marketing role at an AI company go viral.
EVENTS: people still want to get drunk together!
SEO: we still have jobs!
MEDIA LEADER: "content teams" are grandparent marketing, now we're building media empires!
BREAKING: AI companies need marketing.