Laura Garnham

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[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

Never forget the time Nick Cave saved pop music.

KYLIE is now playing on Netflix!

[Sopitas @sopitas]

28 años después… Ewan McGregor es el encargado de ponerle voz y emoción a la
convocatoria de Escocia en su regreso al Mundial 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[MrHobbes @VintageMrHobbes]

That's a tough ask for Kirsty and Phil to find for you

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

I was skeptical, but now I’m completely convinced. Fencing will become super popular due to this one very particular improvement to the sport.

“Sword tip visualization” It’s going to debut at the summer olympics.

Every single duel will look like a bloody lightsaber fight

[MaxC @ColeFusionHQ]

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became
Mumblebee.

what's the best nickname you've ever heard

[Epsom College DofE @EpsomC_DofE]

Well done to teams! More coming just behind them!

[Grey Court PE Dept @GreyCourtPE]

A fantastic 7s tournament @DanesHillSport on Wednesday for our U13 rugby team. A great test for our boys as they prepare for Rosslyn Park next week. Thanks for having us Danes Hill!

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

Umm. Whose bones?

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Imagine if WWIII starts with the IDF assassinating Franz Ferdinand.

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

I don’t want to be hasty but I’m beginning to worry that FIFA might not have thought that Peace Prize through properly.

[Dave Jones @eevblog]

Given the winter Olympics is on at the moment, it's time to relive the legendary time that Stephen Bradbury won Australia's first ever winter gold medal.
His plan was simple, stay at the back and hope everyone else comes-a-gutsa.

Being the last man standing is now known as "doing a Bradbury" in Australia.

[Sovey @SoveyX]

I can’t tell if this guy is an Olympian or if someone just pushed him down the hill?

[Fox News @FoxNews]

'THERE IS A SHADOW': Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter after emerging from a tree stump in Pennsylvania.

[Sopranos Central @orange_peelbeef]

In 2012, an Icelandic television station (Channel 2) accidentally broadcast an episode of Teletubbies with Icelandic subtitles intended for The Sopranos.

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Who is using click and collect at supermarkets? It must be the worst of both worlds - you don’t get to choose the stuff yourself, but you’ve still got to leave the house to pick it up. These must be troubled, troubled souls

[Neil-The-Scarlet-Runner @runner_scarlet]

The present Mrs Hames gave me a calendar at Christmas with me falling asleep in my chair on 12 different occasions. So I can see what a lazy git I can be whenever I wish. Here’s January.

Not ensure I’ll get a film made of me like those women’s institute legends.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

We love you from the upside down and back! Happy Stranger Things series finale to all who celebrate. ❤️

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Jools Holland's Hootenanny would make an excellent setting for the next Knives Out film

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

The death of Brigitte Bardot necessitated the update of this marvelous chart. Only three people mentioned in Billy Joel's banger "We Didn't Start The Fire" are still alive. Source: https://t.co/RQytWpRj03

[Laura Garnham @LauraGarnham]

@RealTomH Same