laurabethell

[Raven Smith @Raven__Smith]

It’s……. Brooklyn Beckham’s account

[Jade Francomb @jadefrancomb]

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it

[nkmoni🇧🇩 @yhkmoni]

My mum doesn’t know what pilates is so she’s been telling everyone I’m at karate and i fear I’ve left it too long to correct her

[jamilla @jamillatijani_]

I go to Zara/mango/asos for my classy, corporate clothes. PLT , ego and boohoo is where I go for the fun outfits, like I’m so upset 💔

[I M A N I @prettygirll4L]

it’s crazy how u never realize that people serve no purpose in your life until you stop talking to them completely & see how much u don’t miss them or even care that y’all don’t talk anymore

[Maddy Smedley @MadelynSmedley]

Please can we make #thetraitors at 8pm I’m so exhausted lol

yours faithful x

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

Ok I’m going to say it: I can’t even remember why we decided to start hating on James Corden and I think we should move on and accept he’s a very very nice and funny Brit

[jordan ꕤ ☽ @ghostinsoon]

no cause wtf did they put in this?? and why is it my whole personality???

[CDT @CDT416_]

Leopard print is so interesting cause you can either look so sexy or look like Kat Slater, no in between 😭

[Nicole 🫧 @nicoleeoley]

I volunteer to leave at 2pm.

[Austine @theereal_one]

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent

[IHEARTVEGAN @IHEARTVEGAN]

This whole series has put me off Joey Essex so much. He played the silly innocent thicko but he’s actually a gaslighting wind up misogynist prick. #loveisland

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Don’t ever compare us to that overpriced amphibian again

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

They thought they had taught the dog to stay sat where the line was😂

[Rob Temple @RobTemple101]

A garlic crusher is not worth the hassle of cleaning the garlic crusher.

[Jim @unknownshoulder]

My theory is that Kate has woken from a coma with Foreign Accent Syndrome. She now has a deep Scouse accent and is calling everyone soft lad.

[chase @_chase_____]

i physically cannot make a spotify playlist without adding every song i’ve ever liked. i’ll start one called “sad :(” and it’ll end up with temperature by sean paul on it