Laura de Neumann

[Phil Bilodeau, MD @phil_bilodeau]

Why has no one thought of opening a bar near a hospital and calling it PubMed

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise.

He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD and now it’s fine.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Help! My house is on fire, my house matters

Neighbour: My house matters

True, but your house isn’t on fire dickhead

[Greg Bryson, MD, FRCPC @glbryson]

That’s a strong, clear voice for change.

[𝙳𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚊 𝙺𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚕, 𝙼𝙳 𝙼𝙷𝚂 𝙵𝙰𝙰𝙿 @DeepaKattail]

5 reasons why your #anesthesiologist is a medical ninja🥋... your protector, physician, pain expert...the list goes on via @kevinmd https://t.co/7e5MWX3YcY #pedsanes #anesthesia #anaesthesia #pedspain

[Bill Gates @BillGates]

Halting funding for the World Health Organization during a world health crisis is as dangerous as it sounds. Their work is slowing the spread of COVID-19 and if that work is stopped no other organization can replace them. The world needs @WHO now more than ever.

[Nick Short 🇺🇦 @nickfshort]

I've invented an automatic hand sanitizer dispenser. My fortune is made.

[Sean Brayford-Harris @SeanHarris999]

The Paramedic experience of COVID-19 is completely counter to what I initially expected

Not to discredit the work of our incredible in-hospital colleagues, but the prehospital management of COVID feels ‘simple’

Well enough to stay*?
Sick enough to go?
How much O2?

*caveats
/1

[Ed Mariano, MD, MAS, FASA, FASRA @EMARIANOMD]

What a difference #PPE makes! Check out the Italian hospital where no hospital workers have been infected #COVID19 #COVID19Pandemic #GetUsPPE https://t.co/1HuI2Gx4IE

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

This should be headline news everywhere. Photo ID means voter suppression, on a huge scale. 3.5 million people in the UK don't have it, generally the poor and marginalised. This will stop them from voting. https://t.co/7p63xah75l

[Dust-to-Digital @dusttodigital]

Remembering Clarence Fountain, born on this day in 1929 in Tyler, Alabama. Here he is leading the Blind Boys of Alabama in a performance of “Too Close to Heaven” in 1965.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

In September 7,5 million people around the world took to the streets. Tomorrow we’re doing it again. Everyone’s needed. Everyone’s welcome. Join us! #FridaysForFuture #ClimateStrike #schoolstrike4climate

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

Day 16. In the middle of the ocean I’m struck by the news that the EU Parliament has declared a climate emergency.
We can’t solve a crisis without treating it as one. Let’s hope they now take drastic sufficient action.
Join the #climatestrike to put pressure on them!

[Taras Grosh, MD🇺🇦🇦🇫🏳️‍🌈 @dr_tgro]

#anesthesiaHacks during a nasal intubation for additional 1cm height forgo Magill forceps, and just add air! @PennAnesthesia @pennsurgery @PennDentalMed thanks Dr. Stanton

[sailbadthesinner @LarcombePeter]

Eat your hearts out, starlings.

[Laura de Neumann @LauradeNeumann2]

How is this even real?! That poor guy. So scary.

[Baratunde @baratunde]

#livingwhileblack

[Amy Oxentenko, MD, MACP, MACG, AGAF @AmyOxentenkoMD]

Best. Response. Ever. 🙌🏻

“Can you repeat that? I want to write that down.”

How to reply when asked the inappropriate question.

Applies to so many scenarios.

#AimeeLoweJD
#SheLeadsHealthcare #NeedHerScience
#BeEthical

[Agnes @AnesthesiaAgnes]

🤣🤣🤣

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

This is utter genius, and anyone who does not watch it will be deported to our re-education camps on the Isle of Wight.

[Dr Amit Pawa💉🎙️ @amit_pawa]

A really useful tutorial for femoral nerve/fascia iliaca from @NagdevArun https://t.co/MiL7pGi4Iu