The Cubicle Review

The latest wisdom from your EA.

[Dishonourable Unmentionables @DishonourableU]

“You’re leaving me as dry as a nun’s nasty. Stop beating ‘round the bush and let’s go down under. Call me a hypocrite for hiding under my hood but read my lips, right?”

by Executive Assistant

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[The Cubicle Review @LeCubicleReview]

Amazing @RVineshank

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Opinion: It’s Time Us Lesbians Reclaimed Wrap Around Sunglasses From Racist White Guys https://t.co/mNblJBpEnP

[Dishonourable Unmentionables @DishonourableU]

Dishonourable Unmentionables has a new Ebook, featuring work by @viggyhampton @holishaymichael @Lindsay23865165 @NestExpressed @HarshLauren @sarahkaneissexy @LeCubicleReview @baby___kiss @maryhbnguyen and more! Get your copy (for free) at Apple Books.

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[The Cubicle Review @LeCubicleReview]

Prime Minister Trudeau to Seek Security Council Seat at Model UN https://t.co/QOKu4f328e #cdnpoli

[The Cubicle Review @LeCubicleReview]

‘All Tea Parties Matter’ Has Republicans Boiling Over https://t.co/ws0E4VOvcP #trump #teaparty

[Dishonourable Unmentionables @DishonourableU]

“Digestion is just like a supply chain. Your stomach is the processing plant. Your intestines handle delivery. Your anus is the depository. Show your boss you mean business by handling your shit, from ass to mouth!”

by Executive Assistant

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[Slackjaw 🚀 @SlackjawHumor]

I hope you strapped on your big boy panties today because we're banging out an epic bread recipe that'll change your life forever.
(by @LukeLongerbee)

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[Dishonourable Unmentionables @DishonourableU]

"My jet is a feat of visionary thought and design, like the Magna Carta, the Declaration of Independence, and the right to remain silent." by Executive Assistant

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[Dishonourable Unmentionables @DishonourableU]

“God made us in all shapes and sizes, and I’ve experienced almost every possible combination. I’ve seen it all, smelt it all, and tasted quite a bit of it, too. However, there is one thing that makes me dry right up.” by Executive Assistant

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[Dishonourable Unmentionables @DishonourableU]

"I quickly moved out of his grasp and into the chicken cooler. I’d like it on the record that I was trying to COOL OFF, and that’s why I removed all of my clothes."

by @Lindsay23865165

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[Dishonourable Unmentionables @DishonourableU]

"Like parenting, BDSM revolves around spanking, humiliation, and diapers." by Executive Assistant

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[The Cubicle Review @LeCubicleReview]

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[LukeLongerbee @LukeLongerbee]

I'm so excited that my first article made it into @WritingCoop. It's a study on different voices used in humor and satire. My favorite is "Accusatory Omniscient".

[Dishonourable Unmentionables @DishonourableU]

"A price-tag of $500,000 might seem expensive, but the roar of all twelve of those cylinders firing will drown out the sound of your world collapsing." by Executive Assistant

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[Dishonourable Unmentionables @DishonourableU]

"They judge a book not only by its cover, but also by its mugshot, its perp walk, and the photos it took of her at the hospital."

by Executive Assistant

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