LukeLongerbee

Humor writer and a high-functioning moron. Check out my Medium profile. @SlackjawHumor, @havencomedy, and @biggerpicmedium.

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I wrote a satire on how @elonmusk can sell the #Cybertruck to Rednecks. Published on @SlackjawHumor. Please retweet so Elon can read it! Thanks, everyone!
https://t.co/lzo2l1O55A

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As we all know, conservative beliefs are tragically prejudiced.
(by @hollymenderson)

https://t.co/N35x3Nrp72

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Here's how I think Elon can get rednecks to buy the Cybertruck. Enjoy my new story everyone! Published by @SlackjawHumor

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What makes you think I can't make you rednecks beg to put the hammer down in one of these big-rigs?
(by @LukeLongerbee)

https://t.co/fQLClKboHe

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@SlackjawHumor Since planes haven't been spreading chemtrails for 4 months, can the government still control our thoughts?

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This is a deadly accurate portrayal of what happens when you ask Homestar to “hold still for 5 seconds” and he thinks he was successful. Nice job @aimkidblast!

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@aknott21 Fox News Kids

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I just picked up @ScottDikkers ' newest book How To Write Funniest. I can't even quantify how helpful the first two have been for learning how to write comedy. So far #3 is taking it even farther. Awesome work, Scott! https://t.co/qSTbJbomFL

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If your state was a hippy festival, what would it be like? Example: PA - The Amish erect Quilt City, a blanket fort the size of Philadelphia. (I'm crowd sourcing material for a story, thanks for you suggestion)

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@AntoniouThanos @BruCreative Anytime, Thanos! Congrats on being in @PointsinCase with this one. I thought it was a very unique concept.

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@BashfulFred

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@crowehomeschool @SlackjawHumor Thanks, Peter. You were the second person to give feedback and it was an immense help.

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If you love toxic masculinity and fresh baked bread, then boy do I have a treat for you! This is one of those special pieces that makes me laugh even though I wrote all of the jokes and have read them a million times during editing. Thanks @SlackjawHumor for publishing!

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I hope you strapped on your big boy panties today because we're banging out an epic bread recipe that'll change your life forever.
(by @LukeLongerbee)

https://t.co/rW50JVYqUr

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I just published in @SlackjawHumor If Quarantine Happened In The 90s https://t.co/hCiTMbLQWu

#StayHome #coronatine #thedreamofthe90s

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Check out my first piece for @PointsinCase, nerds!
https://t.co/It09fPJfJR

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Since I am going on an Elven forest pilgrimage (not bringing my phone) and Elon is going to Mars, we will both be totally unreachable this weekend. (by @hollymenderson)

https://t.co/DFSof0CBcW

[Robot Butt @thisisrobotbutt]

The Greatest Robot Butt Post of All Time Tournament: FINAL SHOWDOWN (links in thread)

My Summer as an Infowars Intern (@Sam_the_stone)

vs.

Arrested Improv Comedian 'Yes Ands' Himself Into Terrorism Charge (@SnarkHandler)

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Best male stripper names, I'll start.

Man of Green Gables

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@Audrey_Burges Reese's Pieces - I will shot-glass an entire bag if I get too close. It's really awkward at the supermarket.