Leela

I've always wanted to be somebody when I grew up. I realize now I should have been more specific.

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

Wee bit of rain this morning. Pond overflowing and backyard is flooded. #ONStorm

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

@sblackmoore The new Eric Carter downloaded automatically overnight. TODAY IS A GOOD DAY!!

My only regret is that I didn’t pre book a vacation day to get started now. I’m so excited!

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

Nope. Noppity nope nope nope.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The English Pouter is a pigeon breed that has been developed through selective breeding over a considerable time, English Pouters stand out due to their enlarged crop.

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

I’ve gotten to the age where I read Facebook like my parents read the paper. Just checking the obituaries, and happy to come across a wedding/birth announcement instead. Maybe check for comics. Ignore the rest.

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

@ja113 As long as you have your BYOD and put everything on OneDrive, you’ll be golden. 😝

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

@ja113

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

I literally just dropped my glasses under my desk and did the Velma-looking-for-her-glasses-nowhere-near-her-glasses thing for a bit and that's how I'm doing today, thank you for asking.

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

Hello friends! I'm volunteering for Habitat for Humanity this year again, and I would appreciate any donations you could spare toward a worthy cause. https://t.co/afN3IVJGAW

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

@ja113 1000%

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

@ja113 I have recurring meetings in my calendar I’m renaming.

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

@sblackmoore Aw damn. I’m gutted at not being able to live in that world longer, but taking solace that I’ve found you as an author. Whatever you do next, I’m here for it.

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

A thread of my favourite Hungarian phrases, starting with this one…

In Hungary, instead of saying “my bosses gave me too much work to do” you can use the poetic phrase bekergettek tátott szájjal a faszerdőbe. It means “they chased me into the dick-forest with a wide-open mouth”

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

@TheBloggess Currently obsessed with the @BridgewaterPod podcast. Just the right amount of horror, drama and intrigue.

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

@EldritchGirl I hear ya! And when Top Gun 2 is nominated? Yeah. I'mma sit this one out. (again) :)

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

@EldritchGirl I've only seen Everything, Everywhere All At Once - and, honestly, none of the rest matter.

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

Me: IT Support, can I help you?

Them (messaging): I need you to fix my issue, but I don't want to interact with you at all and I will not talk to you in person or send you screenshots of the error or give you any more information.

Me: ....

Them: This is urgent.

#ITLife

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

@spidermaker65 Have you seen this?

[John Francis Daley @JohnFDaley]

The campaign begins March 31st!
#DnDMovie

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

@SoVeryBritish It's too hot to put in the counter top compost bin.

Lesson learned that there's no smell quite like the smell of warmed decomposing food scraps.

When it's cooled, it gets moved.

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

Ever have those days with so little time between meetings that you can't do anything truly productive and you just end up posting to Twitter to kill a few minutes?

[Leela @LeelaDoc]

@_radsy Both are gorgeous on you, but there is something exceptionally elegant and classic about the teal dress (one).