yes, i know we just witnessed $150 million worth of military equipment blow up on the tarmac but it looked like the jets were having sex briefly so it's worth every penny
Fake Euro summer:
- 5 star resort
- beach clubs
- bottle service
- planned events and reservations
Real euro summer:
- hotel with no AC
- beach town you’ve never heard of
- plastic chairs
- €1 beers
- lots of sitting around doing nothing
- cigarettes
European scandals of late:
Meloni: "AI slop is a danger to us all. Just look at the thirst trap they turned me into."
Macron: "His wife beats him because he sexted a hot Iranian actress."