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I enjoy arguing, which is why I became a lawyer. I enjoy research, and am always up for providing a source & requesting a source. She/her.

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@Barnacules @aaronbrazell @HawleyMO He's not uneducated. He's lying for political points.

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@HawleyMO Today is a good day to remember: Josh Hawley plays dumb because he is willing to sell his soul, morals, and intelligence for political power.

He isn't dumb.

He just says really dumb things.

Like this one.

America ended slavery well after Europe did.

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@MandelDean @annbauerwriter @mehdirhasan

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@MandelDean @annbauerwriter @mehdirhasan 1. We removed it from vaccines decades ago. (2001: https://t.co/q9HyxAJOER)

2. The autism claim has been debunked for 20 years. (https://t.co/frshPvfEyb)

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@Susan58195593 @RedBeretsM4All Not what the people actually in unions say.

https://t.co/IY2OdFdJDD

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@MandelDean @annbauerwriter @mehdirhasan That would be a better argument if RFKJR weren't lying about mercury in vaccines.

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@EJHill_PSC @annbauerwriter @mehdirhasan But he certainly is being financed by the right.

Why do you think that is?

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@annbauerwriter @mehdirhasan It's right wing to support a candidate who is paid for & friends with Steve Bannon & Mike Flynn.

He's not a Democrat. He's trolling.

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@Susan58195593 @RedBeretsM4All Better pay, paid sick leave, and a president who actually supports them.

Whereas if they go third party, they will get... Trump who'll appoint more anti-union judges.

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@RedBeretsM4All Chaos agent or useful idiot?

Either way, grow up & get some morals.

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@jade_obscure @OGoobermunch @tify330 So when we point out that Nikki Haley is a shitty human we're not attacking Sikhs. We're attacking this individual. You're the one who brought up that this is about attacking Sikhism.

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@jade_obscure It wasn't moralizing, or judging her for converting.

I was pointing out that Nikki Haley is Christian, and quite publicly so, so attacks on her are not attacks on Sikhs.

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@squidlord @ASFleischman A math problem: There are 100 red & 100 green balls. 10 of each have a pattern on them you can't see the pattern until you pick it up. You're picking out red balls by preference, and pick out 50 balls. How likely is it you will have more red balls with the pattern?

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@kylekemper @peterdaou @RobertKennedyJr More nauseated than scared.

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@JTRFootball @TennantRob @peterdaou @RobertKennedyJr Do you know what the concept of "addressing the question" is?

Because you don't seem to.

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@peterdaou @RobertKennedyJr Looking objectively, anyone funded by STEVE BANNON is NOT a Democratic candidate.

Full stop.

The fact that you're ignoring this means you're either a useful idiot or an active chaos agent.

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@jade_obscure @OGoobermunch @tify330 She was born Nimarata Nikki Randhawa, and she converted to Christianity in 1997, in her early twenties.

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@ThatHSoldier @BadMedicalTakes None of these are particularly harmful, especially when compared to a fast spreading cancer. None of them are likely to help either.

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@alwaysadblock @CharlesFLehman You COULD read their brief.

Or you could just make up a damn stupid point and pretend that it's what they said.

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@squidlord @ASFleischman WEIRD then that police officers aren't going after other police officers, given that police officers have a 10x higher rate of domestic abuse.

What if I told you that the "reasonable articulable suspicion" is based on racism"?