Levi Newton

I still dont know how to use this app

[Levi Newton @LeviNewton10]

If they come to mitchell. I will protect Thirstys with my life. A GUN in one hand, a Judy Juice in the other.

[Levi Newton @LeviNewton10]

Cop does something terrible to a man.
Everyone else: lets destroy the city we live in!

[Levi Newton @LeviNewton10]

Anyone else lowkey wanna get the rona to see what all the commotion is about?

[Levi Newton @LeviNewton10]

Dear Government: I think you forgot to give me my stimulus check. If you can get it to me before Monday I won't charge a late fee. Thank You.

[Levi Newton @LeviNewton10]

When you come to the realization that Joe Exotic would still make a better President than Barack Obama.

[Levi Newton @LeviNewton10]

@chaffvangorp Its called Ibuprofen, just take a couple more.

[Levi Newton @LeviNewton10]

You know you're doing bad when the only thing you can say bad about the President is his skin color. Rather listen to an orange man than a murderer. But thats just me.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Levi Newton @LeviNewton10]

@BennyCoen @Egglestonkarly he sounds awfully handsome

[Levi Newton @LeviNewton10]

Huron now has 13 cases of the Corona. Ive been saying burn that shithole down for a while now, now is the time, now is the chance. Sorry @Egglestonkarly, tell your lil bros to get out while they can.
p.s. this is all jokes, I I dont have any intentions of burning huron down.

[Levi Newton @LeviNewton10]

You would like to think a Republican would be smarter than that.

[ArgusLeader911 @Argus911]

House Majority Leader Lee Qualm, a Republican from Platte, introduced a bill Wednesday to stop schools and colleges in the state from requiring vaccinations to enter school. https://t.co/UfyExjgGTb

[Levi Newton @LeviNewton10]

@ColinLagge @BennyCoen putting it in there now

[Levi Newton @LeviNewton10]

Iso: Plus one for my work dinner party on march 7th. My Girlfriend thinks spring break is more important than supporting her hard working boyfriend.

[Levi Newton @LeviNewton10]

@BennyCoen Thats the support I like to hear

[Levi Newton @LeviNewton10]

@BennyCoen studly guy next to me takes all attention away

[Levi Newton @LeviNewton10]

Winter games is less than a week a way. Time to start pre gaming.

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

A neighbor called the police to stop kids from sledding down the road...The cops investigated & reported back. https://t.co/4Bmgo5I6vC

[Levi Newton @LeviNewton10]

South Dakota: Snows 14" with huge drifts
Everybody else: "BeTer tAke mY 2Wd dOdgE NeOn to tHe grOcEry sTorE"

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

I'm looking for a girlfriend!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Mark Levin speaking one week after I took office. This was always a planned COUP and the Radical Left Democrats will suffer at the polls in 2020!

[Levi Newton @LeviNewton10]

Heard on the radio a man is getting charged with child abuse for spanking his kid with a spoon. All I'm saying is if you tell me I can't discipline my child by spanking them. Imma be using the spoon on you next. This is why this generation is so soft.