If I was a wrestler I would make my character a milkman who uses dairy-based puns as my trash talk.
"YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING JUST WENT FROM 2% TO SKIM", I'd say
Big apologies for anyone getting a "Hiroki hasn't tweeted in a while" notification for this
Can confirm that MLS and Liga MX have held talks about potentially combining the two leagues. Obviously still in early stages, but if that does happen, what a huge change it would mean for the sport in North America.