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Crypto Saver, I'm going down with the ship like George Costanza. 💎👐

Most Bitcoin Maximalists are scammers, you've been warned!

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@BobLoukas Strategy has been propping up the price of Bitcoin for over a year now. Once Saylor stops buying, the price will converge towards the actual demand, which is probably in the $50k - $70k range.

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@Eriq_Xavier__ @FightluckBet It was supernecessary

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@comic Dumb money

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Another hidden message... every stick added to the dam represents another printed $MSTR share that keeps the shareholders under water.

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Volatility is energy. Engineers harness it.

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@IfindRetards It maxes out at 100 for him though

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@QuintenFrancois Once you've been here long enough, you don't fall for the latest NGU scam.

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@comic Yea but what about Bitcoin per share?

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@ozsats256 @BAcct8 @bitcoin_clown There were plenty of reason why I wouldn't buy Bitcoin back then.

Plenty of new ones as to why I wouldn't recommend it today.

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The stage is set for the next #Bitcoin bulltrap. In 2021 it was ScamB's S2F-model. In 2025 it was ScamC's PowerLaw.

Needless to say this is the great rug for 2029. Everyone expecting a top after 1064 days will surely end holding the bag. 🟢🔴🔴🔴 is coming.

[Coin Bureau @coinbureau]

🚨WILD: This Bitcoin chart is going viral for predicting the next parabolic run.

It shows every cycle since 2014 following the same rhythm, a 365 day correction followed by a 1,064 day parabolic bull run.

credit: @Vivek4real_

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@BAcct8 @ozsats256 @bitcoin_clown The use case for Bitcoin was different back then. The peer-to-peer electronic cash version lives on as $BCH but as you can see it's roughly the same price today.

Digital gold was a better product market fit. I wish Bitcoin was pitched to me as such instead of the former.

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@AThrouvalas Copium Maximus

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@comic Comes in handy after shareholders get fucked

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When FTX crashed and everyone soiled themselves, that was the opportunity to buy $MSTR and I did.

Eventually Strategy started printing shares to buy Bitcoin in 2024, that was a clear sign the party was over. I said it was time to get out, guess who disagreed? Well it was Chris.

[Chris Millas @ChrisMMillas]

When $MSTR was trading at $14 during the 2022 bear market, no-one wanted to buy it.

4 years later, everyone wishes they had.

Today $MSTR is trading at $100 and again no-one wants it.

In a few years, everyone will wish they had.

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@hodlonaut Welcome to reality, almost a decade late, but better late than never.

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@comic @BitcoinTeacher_ They thought the Bitcoin $MSTR bought with $STRC was free...

Can't wait til they learn perpetual means they have to pay for those Bitcoin forever.

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@kleppe_kristian @comic It was named stretch for a reason.

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@comic @zaidlikesmstr @Strategy Oh really? Their best selling product is the $MSTR bag holder

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Look another Bitcoin Maxi who thinks the network is secured by imaginary power as if a drop in hash rate doesn't matter.

[Cory Klippsten 🦢 Swan.com @CorySwan]

TIL Fidelity hasn't heard of the Difficulty Adjustment

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@CatoTheElder17 @DylanLeClair Miners were always in control another point the Bitcoin Maxis got provably wrong

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@hodlonaut No, Bitcoin was captured in 2017 and the same cohort still controls it.

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@hodlonaut @saylor Always has been