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I run hills for fun.

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@JesseKellyDC It’s Sunday, go ahead

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@Mrcryptoxwhale Done

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

I don’t understand how Trump is a King when he won every single swing state, the electoral college and popular vote in a democratic election.

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@Nero The replies are the who’s who of my fav Twitter accounts. My dad had a massive brain tumor and completely recovered. 🙏🏻 Prayers for you.

[MILO @Nero]

I am 41, and the doctor thinks I have a brain tumor. I’ve been passing out a lot lately. Monstrous headaches. My vision is unpredictably bad. I’m not hungry—and I’m always, always hungry. Tingly fingers. The works. And of course I’ve been ignoring these symptoms for months. Or is it years? “That must be a good sign,” I tell him. “Surely I’d be dead by now.” He just looks at me.

I’ve had an MRI and there’s a dark spot, black as sin, but the technician wasn’t absolutely sure, and my doctor isn’t an oncologist, although his wife is. Something is in there that shouldn’t be. Something is not right. So I’m having another one and seeing a specialist in a few days. It’s not 100%. It might not be cancer.

My gut says I will be fine. He wouldn’t have spared me from AIDS just to take me out like this. Whatever it is, I suddenly regret saying, “I’m ready to be with Jesus!” so many times over the past couple of years. God is like that. One of his favorite punishments is giving you what you asked for.

The thing in my head is in the best place it could be, surgically speaking, so there’s that. And there are still a few, much less serious, things it could be, none of which will lay claim to my hair. Heavenly Father, don’t make me tour in a silk headscarf. I’ve tried it out at home in the mirror, and I don’t look tragic, or dramatic, or sympathetic. I look piratical, like a gypsy fortune teller.

People who are beastly to others for a living have no right to ask for good wishes, let alone prayer, even when they’re scared. But I am scared, so I am asking anyway. Instead of tweeting or texting me something celebratory, do me a favor, would you? Ask Our Lord to spirit this thing away, so I can get back to work, like I promised. I’ll keep you posted.

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@elonmusk Pretty soon our underage kids will be chauffeured around in their own Teslas to and from their activities and social gatherings.

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@BowTiedBroke Ask Alexa to play sleep jar. Then say wind.

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@WallStreetMav Weather

[aiman @dumbsoftheart]

there’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again

[Lilly @lillybilly299]

When my mother first moved to Japan, she tried to jaywalk while pushing a stroller on an empty residential street. She was immediately stopped by an old, well dressed Japanese man who solemnly told her in perfect English "the downfall of society begins with the individual"

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@elonmusk You guys bring your phones in the bathroom?

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

if the simulation isnt programmed for peak entertainment then explain how we just shitposted our way into getting a department dedicated to firing half of the government named DOGE and led by elon musk and vivek ramaswamy under a trump presidency

[MAZE @mazemoore]

@elonmusk Adam Schiff’s salary should be listed as a completely useless expense.

[Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE]

Working overtime to ensure your tax dollars will be spent wisely!

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@elonmusk This tweet makes it all worth it

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@JeremiahRabitor @Cernovich Weather

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@SarahisCensored Peloton 100%

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@BackReliefCoach Thank you. I will try that but just looking at that stretch looks painful.

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@BackReliefCoach I run 15 to 18 miles a week plus peloton 80 + miles a week. Hip pain is new and I think my ROM is fine. Could not jog this morning but had no trouble doing 20 miles on the peloton. Grateful for any help.