LimerXSpace

This account is merely a space
For humorous limericks to place.
They might make you mad.
They might make you sad.
They might put a smile on your face.

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@RBReich We have a 10th Amendment. Let’s just get back to using it. The less power the federal government has, the less people will try to bend it to protect themselves or hinder their opponents.

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@dailydirtnap I’m not sure how Singapore as a small city state compares in this analogy. Pinochet seemed innocuous when put in power and then surprised everyone. Nobody is truly safe in that kind of situation. You never know when your “friends” will come to check your loyalty.

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@yinzer_g The realest men are on a hurling team in Northern Ireland.

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@theadelites Welcome to the NFL, where a catch is determined at the quantum scale after five minutes of review and a consultation with Talmudic scholars. At least the clock doesn’t keep running, though.

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@EWErickson Citizenship is a benefit. A million dollars is a benefit. If my mom steals a million dollars from her company and puts it in a trust fund for me at birth, I don’t get to keep it. Nowhere does the law let you profit from crime. This is the argument they should have made.

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@TracketPacer They used “leverage” and “scale,” so must be legit.

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@dailydirtnap Japan wrecked their currency and endangered their elderly to solve a non-problem. There’s no reason to have inflation if your population is shrinking. They should have just taken the win.

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@MaxVelocityWX It’s the counterpart to Whataburger—Whatamelon!

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@DJSnM @bscholl California is a one-party state. The Democrats can pass a new gas tax system pretty much in their sleep.

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@KobeissiLetter And if nobody pays? What can Iran do? If they sink a ship, it’s an act of war. They get new sanctions and Trump lets Netanyahu off the chain to turn Tehran into Gaza. Everyone hates Israel now anyway, so what would they have to lose?

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@unusual_whales Or $5000 for 6-12 months in the 2030s sometime…

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@SciGuySpace Isn’t that basically a dongle to connect spacecraft with different receptacles? Sounds like something Apple could build. Might be just as expensive, but it would be faster.

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@dailydirtnap Oh, snap…

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@DJSnM The way to get stupidly rich in the age of high relativistic space travel is to put money in low-risk investments and take a few long trips. Time dilation plus compounding returns. Easy-peasy.

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@Cappyarmy Putin never gave up. Look how things are going for Russia now.

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@TheDeadDistrict The probability of a fly ball being caught tends to be inversely proportional to the number of fielders that converge on it.

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@unusual_whales But women wanted careers and motherhood, so this is progress, right?

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@dailydirtnap My 40 is in gold and silver mining stocks. I could be doing something wrong…

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@hankgreen @DJSnM Why do I get the feeling that a chip implanted in your hand is going to be the proposed solution for all of these nagging tech problems?

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@unusual_whales So the car salesman is going back to the manager’s office again.