Lindsay Bottger

[Matt Fernandez @FattMernandez]

People are getting rid of their Nikes? Can we make Colin Kaepernick the new face of the AR-15 too?

[NBC Nightly News with Tom Llamas @NBCNightlyNews]

WATCH: Baton Rouge supermarket employee Jordan allowed Jack Ryan, who has autism, to help him stock shelves for more than 30 minutes when he showed an interest in the task. Jack Ryan's grandfather called the kind gesture "a miracle in action."

[Tee @Marissa_Tee_]

In the middle of having a heart to heart conversation my boyfriend unexpectedly sends me this screen recording...

[CherriAnn @_CherriAnn_]

My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can't carry 23 items in my arms through the store.

[alexa @TheWoodenslurpy]

When I’m out in public and realize I’m walking the wrong direction, I won’t turn around like some idiot. I'll stop and look at my phone until the block fills with new people who don’t know the story of what I was doing, then I’ll turn around.

[Jamie Underwood @Jamieunderrwood]

Scariest dog I’ve ever seen 😬💀😂

[The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 @blade_funner]

[GOD INVENTING THE WEASEL]

You know what we need? An otter you can't fucking trust.

[tate @tatehill_]

Thread of gifs from As seen on TV ads/infomercials because they’re literally so funny and underrated:

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

me in bed remembering when i waved to someone that was waving at someone else in 2011

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

put the directions on the packet of cheese for gods sake. i already threw away the noodle box.

[Dalton @TheDaltonHill]

I hate when my Touch ID doesn’t work on my phone like c’mon you already know it’s me with a little chicken tenders grease

[Cameron Foreman @Cameron_Foreman]

Anyone else ever so lazy they just pull clothes so hard it snaps the hanger instead of just getting it down and taking it off? Asking for a mate

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Wrapping Christmas presents is not one of my strengths

[leener ★ @aleenakohlixx]

2017 has been a scooter to the ankle.

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

this episode has cost me so much money https://t.co/QMnTEsbiiA