Lingusitic Society of America

The official unofficial parody account of the The Lingusitic Society of America.

[Langauge @LangaugeJofLSA]

Despite not being affiliated with @LingSocAm (we're affiliated with @LingsSocAm @LingSocAme, as you know), we appreciate this letter regarding the now notorious letters in circulation. We hope @realSpinker and @mcwhortless see this and read it as carefully as they real Quіllеtte.

[Langauge @LangaugeJofLSA]

We are ecstatic to announce the publication of Prof. Dr. @schnitza_fars's newest paper, and today's featured paper. | "On Broviation" https://t.co/VUeEfKfo4P

[Langauge @LangaugeJofLSA]

We are euphoric to announce the publication of @WhhatDuYuMean's timely and important article. | "Things I Wish They Said"
https://t.co/HOn9yNtHDg

[Langauge @LangaugeJofLSA]

We are stunned to announce the publication of Shellie Fieldbloom's reply to @mcdowlinguist's reply to @sophiemeekings' reply to @caitlinmoriah in our ongoing conversation on free speech. | "Free speech? Whatever happened to Nice Speech?"
https://t.co/V1KtYLIyg3

[ƏAnon @schwa_anon]

Who wrote the LSA open letter?
Who runs @LingsSocAm?
Who is @Deep_Larynx?
...wrong questions.

Who has benefitted from all of this?

You already know the answer.

Are you ready to take the #ɹɛdpill?

[Lingusitic Society of America @LingSocAme]

The LSA would like to officially state that 620 is not an especial number, but 25 is an especial number

[Lingusitic Society of America @LingSocAme]

The LSA has no comment on whether there is any relation between noting the difference between anaphors and pronouns one hand and being a race realist and biological essentialist on the other

[Steven Pinker @sapinker]

My three-year old grandson: "Why do we say 'me' for myself and 'you' for other people?" "You have a lot of person it's 'people.' Why?" Maybe he'll go into the family business!

[Deborah Swayne @dfswayne]

@caitlinmoriah @LingSocAme @sapinker You have to trust the Lingusitic Society.

[Langauge @LangaugeJofLSA]

@js_rubin We are the flagship jorunal of the @LingsSocAm and the @LingSocAme but not the @LingSocAm, in case that boosts our credibility as a non-predatory jorunal. Sincerely, The Editors.

[Lingusitic Society of America @LingSocAme]

Please unfollow @sapinker immediately.

[Lingusitic Society of America @LingSocAme]

It has come to our attention that the account @sapinker is NOT affiliated with the distinguished LSA fellow Steven Pinker, but is in fact one of the many new parody accounts made to discredit linguists by making them say ridiculous and offensive things

[Todd Snider @ToddTheLinguist]

How a Debate Among Linguists Became a Prop for Status Quo Champions

https://t.co/haOluwJaAB

[Langauge @LangaugeJofLSA]

We don't normally promote external publications, but this one is worth your time.

[dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist) @caitlinmoriah]

Hi everyone this is Steve. I can't access my account right now so I asked Caitlin to tell everyone I was wrong and she's right, please only listen to Caitlin from here on out on all topics. Thank you.

[/dɹɪl/ @lingwintstics]

ok so @LingSocAm can just seek all the remedies with Twitter ASAP but when 600 LSA members ask for acknowledgement of letter theyre Suddenl;y powerless...

[Linguistics Society of America ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @LingsSocAm]

The new Twitter account @LingSocAme is not a legitimate LSA account and does not represent the LSA. The LSA is seeking remedies with Twitter to address this ASAP.

[Evan Bradley @yEvb0]

Hoping this leads to a price war or buy-1-get-1 btw @LingSocAm, @LingsSocAm, and @LingSocAme

[Because Language @becauselangpod]

Dangit, I always get this wrong
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[anthony k webster 🐿 @ethnopoetics]

Noted purveyor of misinformation pinker complaining about pinocchios and pants-on-fire and fact checkers may be the funniest thing I've read recently