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spugnar toy inventor

[Judgement Kazzy 1988 @2005Dojima]

When you accidentally dm "I'm home alone" to the group chat instead of your partner

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

you accidentally swipe into that shop tab on tiktok and it be tryna holding you hostage. unhand me you bedazzled temu

[Ethel || comms open @EthelWeasel]

i never considered the evil fucking skeleton to be a woman, maybe i'm a bad person

[Krezzing @Krezzingbutpriv]

Pussy

[go on girl give me nothing @sophhaze]

old tenants comply trashed my new place and we had to hire cleaners. pulled the stove back to look for the source of an ant infestation and found a printed out photo of an anteater. were they trying to scare the ants away?

[Eye-Witness @oculatustestis]

Guy at my gym told me he hides a liter of vodka in his freezer everytime the girl he’s ‘seeing’ stays over for the weekend and secretly sneaks shots to stay tipsy for whole time. I don’t even think he drinks otherwise.

[lenny🇸🇪 @lennythfc]

Genuinely on the verge of tears over THREE beers. Fucking pussy

[BFrog @BFrog__]

"tu peor enemigo eres tu mismo"

mujeres: que buena frase

hombres:

[⚫️=Adam The Rooi=🟣🇨🇱 🩷💜💙 (YTB?) @AdamThePooi]

Why is there a slightly transparent image of a Samsung phone

[Mite141 | #TENOÍ @mite141]

"What kinda of fuck"

[Machiavelli Bot @UnmodernmanBot]

You don’t need to be cold. Just inaccessible. Respond slower. Reveal less. Be polite, but unreadable. When people have to guess how you feel, they start treating you like someone they can’t afford to miscalculate. That’s how distance breeds influence.

[Blargman92 @blargman92]

The LOTR map for L4D2 is insane and more chaotic with 8 players modded lmao

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I can’t stress how important it is to know who you are as a person because people will literally try to project their insecurities and preconceived notions onto you unprovoked.

[spugnar @Lingam444]

@maybespirit @CowFear @ywomendeservles Jewish too lmao

[Smileyhat @Smileyhat]

@ywomendeservles What she's showing is that her usual lunch requires two containers, plus a third small one for the sauce she pours on one of them. And there's no way she drinks water like that, so she probably usually has a soda or Starbucks drink or something.

[⋆.˚ rae . ⭒˚ @beagleticks]

you can tell the camera is purposely moving like that because they want to squeeze every bit of dopamine from ipad kids jesus

[freddy freakaday @freddyfreakaday]

@beagleticks no its because im the cameraman and the camera is attached to my belly and im shaking it

[ً @artfuIchaos]

you need to learn to stay away from people who make you mean, crazy or reactive. that’s not you or who you want to be. so if they being that out of you, they’ve got to go

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt