Lisa Holmes

Married to a high tech (Aerospace) redneck. My family says I have the sense of humor of a 12 yr old boy , but what do they know...

[Gary J Hudach @poetrybridges]

As her tears fell,
his voice quivered
with apologies and
promises
that didn't matter,
anymore,
to anyone
#writtenriver

[Freedom Mortgage Pavilion @Freedom_Pav]

PA’s own @Freaks4Live just blew our minds! @933WMMR #MMRBQ

[Freedom Mortgage Pavilion @Freedom_Pav]

#Live with a beautiful tribute to Chris Cornell. RIP #MMRBQ

[🅳🆁🅸🅻 🅽🆈🅴 the reply guy @dril_nye]

I've done * cigarette drag* horrible things for a York peppermint patty *exhales* you can't come back from that

[John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets]

*steps in front of body scanner at airport*

*sucks in stomach*

[Drano Raul (parody) @DranoRaul]

I haven't had a banjo long but I'm already sick of guitar players superior attitude. With their front teeth and high school educations.

[The Clarty Plodger. ™️ @Prince_Madness1]

Home doesn't always have a roof
and four walls. Sometimes
home has a heart
and soul.

[Bad Mikey @BadMikeyBad]

Truthful Tuesday

[Sir Jimöthy 🐐 @pbforker]

Two things you need to know about me:
(1) I like big butts.
(2) I can not lie.

[Lucky lady @Bahstonlady]

The best part about hot days is my mother throws enough shade to keep the whole family cool.

[David South @televictim22]

Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend I'm Canadian.

[Gary J Hudach @poetrybridges]

A restless
wind
is chasing
smoke
for answers,
while I stare
at my lonely
mirrors,
making excuses
for why you left
#TheSmellOfWords

[Sir Jimöthy 🐐 @pbforker]

Life is a series of disappointments with a few successes thrown in to give you a false sense of hope.

[Thunderous Prophet 🇺🇦 @WaltzingRhino]

Hey...let's put it in a small bottle -- just like eye drops.

- assholes in the instant glue packaging department