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@ratbitebaby Trumpies are going to be saying its okay to run a half marathon and call it "running a marathon" at this rate.

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@wolfstrength Pickleball must have a fascinating risk/reward counterfactual.

Lots of usually minor injuries often age related but also getting tons of seniors active above a casual walking level.

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@skullmandible Thatsthejoke.jpg

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@anymanfitness TIL I ran the 100m dash in *just barely* less then 9 seconds.

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@TheMiddleborne Top 10 sports movies ever.

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@tracewoodgrains Obligatory, just in case it hasn't been posted yet.

https://t.co/SNyEB8PwZw

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@FrankCrappa Do you have any idea how much of a slipping hazard a man in a banana costume is?

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@Vibutler_ I have a funny view that we don't use "repeatedly passing" as a threshold often enough.

Just spitballing an example

Like some threshold like 75% for the first attempt to amend but it goes down to 66% if legislature in next term also puts the same measure to a vote.

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@IsaacKing314 If competitive swimmers; with tons of water experience and presumably near 0 other fluid swimming experience, are swimming equal times that would suggest faster times if athletes trained for higher viscosity fluids.

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@JeremiahDJohns Tbf with fetterman. The stroke is hard to account for, and i don't think many dems will support him again with his medical issues and sudden desire to be glaze republicans.

2nd, huge gap between "guy who underdresses" and "adult male refuses to wear business clothes ever"

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@cyber_epistle The mortal sin of listing your seasonal employment from November 2020-January 2021 as "2020-2021"

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@Noahpinion Is this a joke about how putting anything on a phone pole is a criminal offense?

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@sweatystartup Deadlift, "bar on their back"

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@RepNancyMace When the member of congress keeps bringing up how they peaked decades ago.

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@KirstiMiller30 @enhanced_games Did anyone research whether the correlation actually suggested training grip would be particularly likely to improve longevity.

Classic goodhearts law risk, healthier people presumably have higher grip at a given age etc.

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@enhancedclipper Lot of strongman single lifts that would make good entertainment, or just try to be the new major since SMOE ended.

The middle distagirls. 1500m running is the most interesting thing besides 100m imo

And of course, let's see what curling looks like while juiced to the gills.

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@PathToManliness Trump should definitely enter a cage match to prove his vitality.

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@SonOfAnchis3s Partially a real effect, largely selection bias related to social media dynamics.

60 year olds on the leg press so they can play with their grandkids doesn't sell supplements to 20 year old men.

Also the perennial irony that far right movements are inevitably homoerotic.

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@seaningle I have an idea

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@billybinion 100% healthy behavior is probably less healthy then 90% healthy behavior.