Lizzy_Weisman

LA native. Comedy. Animal enthusiast, not to be confused with euthanasiast. Instagram: thelizzyweisman Snapchat: lizzyweisman

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I insta more than I tweet. Follow me there at thelizzyweisman

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@Lowes doesn’t care about #dogs or the owners of these #pets. Because of @Lowe’s delivery my dog was injured falling off a retaining wall due to their incompetence. They are refusing to pay vet bills @peta @AnimalRightsCom @dogrights

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@Lowes is awful. Delivery guy went through gate at my house w/ a clear sign “beware of dog” after i left a clear path for them to enter via another gate. They didn’t close the gate and my dog got out and fell off a 5-foot retaining wall. They refuse to pay vet bill. Lawyering up

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Putting together a winter reception for KU students in Westlake area Would love if @RobRiggle @jasonsudeikis and #paulrudd came! Support @KUnews @KUAthletics #Jayhawks

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#grinding #comedy #standupcomedy Instagram: @lizzy_weisman

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My birthday celebration this #saturday 6/3 @TheComedyStore. Come! I'm getting closer to death. #comedyshow

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Happy #birthday @NikkiGlaser @amyschumer @Alanis i am honored to share my birthday with you #strong and #powerful #women.

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Went to Colorado for the weekend and all I got was FAT. I GOT FAT. #BISCUTSANDGRAVY #EVERYTHINGFRIED

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I'll be performing #Tomorrow @comedyresin w/ @Dantethecomic @RebekahKochan be there or live in #fomo

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The rest of it

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#Trumprussia #goldengirls #government #political #erie #tootrue

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Made plans for sexy time but came down with a fever. This is not the way I imagined myself sweating tonight. #sex #fever

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@LizzyWeisman killin' it at last night's #MothersDay show at the #comedypalace #sandiego Come back soon, Lizzy. 👍

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Slowly getting ready to be on my 600lb life. #saltandvinegarchips #cocokrispies #chocolatechips #popcorn #tacos #matzohballsoup

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You know the society of #jewishmothers is out there watching when you sit on your phone and it opens up t #Jswipe on its own.

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@JambaJuice @MagicJohnson I couldn't believe my eyes

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Just saw @MagicJohnson @JambaJuice 😃

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Came home early so I could watch #goldengirls #adulting #thisis31

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@Dantethecomic knows #LA #Jewish #woman too well. @SarahKSilverman @LizzyWeisman @AllisonComedy @chelseahandler https://t.co/s7ZfbNhKdy

[Dante @Dantethecomic]

See me TONIGHT in #Burbank #Cali at @FlappersComedy Flappers Comedy Club 7pm. https://t.co/MjNBtQY7sN w/ @RebekahKochan @LizzyWeisman