Samuel Melcher

i use twitter approximately once a year (he/they)

[Samuel Melcher @LoftySamuel]

Actually turns out Tumblr has the best takes on this. Sorry y’all. I’ll be back in a year or so. In the meantime, here is my commentary

[Samuel Melcher @LoftySamuel]

I got back on Twitter for the first time in over a year just so I could see the live fallout from this

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Fuuuuuuuucking hell.

[incorrect patrochilles quotes @wrongptrchlls]

patroclus: i heard some idiot tried to fight a river god today

achilles, soaking wet: well, maybe the river was being an asshole

[incorrect patrochilles quotes @wrongptrchlls]

odysseus: i have a bad feeling about this.

achilles: what do you mean?

odysseus: don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something will get you into trouble?

achilles: do you mean patroclus?

odysseus: that actually explains a lot

[incorrect patrochilles quotes @wrongptrchlls]

computer: enter password

achilles: patroclus

computer: too weak

achilles: [about to destroy the computer] say that again, motherfucker

[🤠 @TrueTeaBrewer]

#DemDebate #DemDebate2
Biden’s mood for the night:

[Samuel Melcher @LoftySamuel]

@ewarren is my gal, but man does @PeteButtigieg know how to debate.

[₮ł₥Ø₮ⱧɎ @TimothyYBarrett]

Mom and dad are doing great.
#DemDebate

[Samuel Melcher @LoftySamuel]

To clarify, #Williamson seems like a wonderful lady, but president???

[Samuel Melcher @LoftySamuel]

2¢ on #DemDabate: #Buttigieg and #Gillibrand came off very strong; #Harris was solid; #Bernie had a good message but disappointing delivery; #Biden did as well as could be expected; #Yang will be an interesting one to watch going forward; what the f*ck was #Williamson on about?

[Samuel Melcher @LoftySamuel]

I’m incredibly lucky to go to @AmherstCollege, one of 10 US colleges that meet all demonstrated need, so I’ll leave only ~$12,000 in debt. I stand in solidarity with students at all the other schools who don’t have that luxury. Education should be about ability to learn, not pay.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Nearly half of all college students are going hungry and the average college senior takes on $30,000 in debt.

But let's go beyond statistics. Share your personal story in a video or tweet, with the hashtag #CollegeForAll. And tell me what we should be doing to fix this crisis.

[Samuel Melcher @LoftySamuel]

Friend: I don’t mind companies using my data for targeted advertising and stuff, but the government... I like that less.

Me: Both are pretty scary.

Friend: But at least companies can’t go all dystopian and start arresting people with anti-government opinions.

Me: Are you sure?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study Finds Suspicious Circumstances Still Leading Cause Of Death In Russia https://t.co/8bCqM0qmmN

[Samuel Melcher @LoftySamuel]

Just had my last final this morning. Which means I’m done with my first semester of college. Which means I’m 1/8 of the way through college. That’s weird to even say.

[Samuel Melcher @LoftySamuel]

@ginothemanager @Simonww7 After school, so about 2:30

[Samuel Melcher @LoftySamuel]

To all my Academic Team friends, just wanted to let you know that this year’s Alumni Practice is going to be this Thursday at FHS.