MartianLondoners💙

🛸(Some) of what makes us tick. Hospitality. Proper food. Quiet cycling. Amazing engineering. Singing. Ohana. Life-changing design. Life. Cities. Tea. Words.

[MartianLondoners💙 @LondonMartians]

@blacks_online I want to return an item which is incomplete/faulty - this should be free . Why are the only return options paid-for?

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@HB_HereToHelp @holland_barrett We’re so glad!👍

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@holland_barrett What’s happening with your Harrow store please? Is it permanently closed? No info on by the storefront or your website…

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Thanks for collating this - what a piece of work he is!🤮

[Kris Griffiths @KrisGriffiths]

I followed Nigel Farage on and off for 10 years.

When all's said and done about his standing in Clacton, milkshake incident etc, he remains at the end of the day one of the most repugnant shameless liars in UK history.

Some of his standout lesser-known lies I've compiled FTR 🧵

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@FlightTimeFord
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[Brent Toderian @BrentToderian]

THREAD: I’m going to try this thread to clearly state my perspective on electric vehicles, car dependency and better cities, to those who frequently ask me, including media, elected leaders and many others. Here goes. Please share if you think it helps. 🧵#EVS

[Matt Nixson @MattNixson]

If only. Making a TV drama seems the only way to get anything done these days...

[MartianLondoners💙 @LondonMartians]

@harrow_council Bin still not collected, despite you contacting the department. What next please?

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@harrow_council Help please! Garden waste collection problem. Our brown bin gets missed so many times. Now we can't even report it because apparently it wasn't close enough to the edge of the property.
The bin is ALWAYS right by the footpath! NO way of contacting dept online.

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@thymeface @gvaughnjoy Don't know about on a cross - but Santa gets tied up and swung from a rope by Oogie-Boogie in The Nightmare Before Christmas.

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@VeronicaPullen @MartinSLewis ...😂but he still let the hollandaise split...

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@ProfGoat @nytimes Stains from Indian food are usually turmeric. Removing them is easy: use sunlight! Wash the garment normally to get rid of any oil etc, then just leave it in sunshine. Depending on sun strength, this could take a couple of days or (in feeble UK spring sun) weeks😁 - but it works!

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@Sham_Rock71 😂

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@MickMcDermott10 @LevParikian They’re not nest-builders, so it would have been hollow trees or ledges inside caverns & other rock formations. The wonderful @BarnOwlTrust will know more.😁

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Astonishing how Sunak and his whole government manage to scrape out new low points every single day.@ Shame on you @10DowningStreet

[Liz Jarvis @LizJarvisUK]

@BBCRosAtkins @jonkay01 @BBCBreakfast His fingerprints are all over the economy but the PM just doesn’t get it. No concept of what it’s like to struggle and not know where your next meal is coming from (let alone lightbulbs). Completely out of touch.

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@innocent @JadeForster 😂

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Berry beautiful!😁

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Re Charles Vess: YES!😇
Four years of collaboration with Le Guin. And suddenly the Ged I first met as a child in my imagination is right there in the pictures on the pages too. Wonderful work!

[Mathew Tobin @Mat_at_Brookes]

I'd like to acknowledge the incredible work of Charles Vess here too.

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@Cat_n_Bagpipes @JoannaWyld 😂

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@CovisGod @julesserkin @itvnews It’s just a typo (h instead of g). Doesn’t seem to deserve such mockery really…?