Bobby Conner

We’re gonna live a little

[Bobby Conner @LordBobbyConner]

I'm going to start handing out signed glossy prints of this picture of me and @TheRock as a gift to the women I sleep with.

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Calling a hot girl “mid” is the closest most of us will ever get to owning a home.

[Bobby Conner @LordBobbyConner]

@davidclowery What do you think the speaker on the phone is for!?

[Bobby Conner @LordBobbyConner]

@paleonormie Has anyone told him we used to be able to buy cell phones from McDonalds too?

[Bobby Conner @LordBobbyConner]

@BillSimmons keeps mispronouncing Tom Holland’s character as “Temeculas” which would be a great name for a Riverside County meth kingpin in the next season of True Detective
@ringer #odyssey

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Those dogs that played poker probably just use gambling apps now and that makes me sad

[Bobby Conner @LordBobbyConner]

2.3% of the Presidents commit 28% of all national debt

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

28% of the U.S. national debt was added during Donald Trump’s presidencies.

[Bobby Conner @LordBobbyConner]

@ycinnewyork Johnny Cash recorded an entire album live at Folsom Prison for guys serving life and is an American icon for it. This is nonsense.

[Bobby Conner @LordBobbyConner]

@Georgesantos @SpecialForces Great jugs brother

[Bobby Conner @LordBobbyConner]

@Georgesantos @SpecialForces Great jugs brother

[Bobby Conner @LordBobbyConner]

I’m sure this guy is a smart fella but every group chat I’m in noticed this the day it happened

[Dave Collum @DavidBCollum]

Never noticed: in the Butler shooting the secret service weren’t even trying to move Trump to safety. They were staging him.
https://t.co/c443e8uQT3

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

The US is 16th in world in soccer and that sucks.

BUT. THERE IS SILVER LINING.

We are 36th in literacy.

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Soccer is gay again

[Bobby Conner @LordBobbyConner]

We’re really using the word “earned” loosely these days

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: President Trump has earned more than $1 billion from his cryptocurrency ventures, according to his personal financial disclosure released on Tuesday.

Read more: https://t.co/pIcZa2gZB9

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Food trucks need to go back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants. Paying restaurant prices to eat on a sidewalk was never part of the deal.

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

first Juneteenth without Charlie Kirk

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There’s literally a children’s board game whose whole premise is showing how free market capitalism ends with one person owning everything while everyone else goes bankrupt.