Lord Worcestershire Sauce

I’m an old, fat, and opinionated aristocrat with aristocratic ways, aka vah-rey prop-ah

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[Benjamin Michael @RealBenMichael]

‘But how could you live and have no story to tell?’
- Fyodor Dostoevsky

[Anand Shah @Anand_shah07]

https://t.co/R5oG8luX7G

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@Fintech03 I spent some time researching carbon nanotubes in 2005/06 and got nowhere. So good to see this happening in Bharat. What a time to be alive! I’ll give them my money too.

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@DilliDurAst Blackstone owns these rats btw. No point stressing. The partners at BX will buy another Alibaug farmhouse and a Hussain oil on canvas with the carry they make on this.

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What the flying fuck?

[Office Of Vijay Patel @VijayGajeraO]

Giva has done an advertisement in which Kriti Senon is tying a Rakhi to his brother in semi-nude wear.

Azim Premji is one of the biggest investors in Giva!

I think people forgot Lenskart!

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@GabbbarSingh Pustak Mahal FTW!!

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@Rahul_J_Mathur The War Below is kinda okay. Does have some startling facts about America’s mineral wealth though. Breakneck is a tad better but gets a little repetitive towards the last third of the book.

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@irenaakbar That’s precisely the reason why you remain tribally illiterate. You’ve read only one book while you pretend to extol the virtues of a well-stacked bookshelf. If it were really up to you, the entire bookshelf except the one book would be burned to ashes.

[Minhaz Merchant @MinhazMerchant]

Hey @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani, you skipped India Day Parade at Manhattan’s Madison Avenue, the first NYC mayor to do so since the parade was first held in 1981. But of course you attended terrorist-sponsor Pakistan’s event with its diaspora. Says a lot about you.

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@shraddhaha Eitherway, it remains a piece of garbage written by Oxbridge idiots.

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@BillAckman @Gautam__Baid Good luck with AOI, I hope it succeeds in its mission. And god bless Lucy. Hope she recovers fully and sooner than expected.

[📖 @NoteForYou26]

This sentence by Dostoyevsky never fails to hit hard:

“You sensed that you should be following a different path, a more ambitious one, you felt that you were destined for other things but you had no idea how to achieve them and in your misery you began to hate everything around you.”

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@aravind But the fucking politicians who own sugar mills and ethanol plants will ensure that state policies remain favorable to some of the most resource intensive crops at the cost of producing foodgrains.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Marcus Aurelius wrote this over 1800 years ago:

“It never ceases to amaze me: we all love ourselves more than other people, but care more about their opinion than our own.”

[Lord Worcestershire Sauce @LordWorcester]

Ma buoy finally posting stuff worth saving / retweeting.

[Deedy @deedydas]

We teach kids things that have no connection to the world around them and wonder why they’re not engaged.

So I made this list of books covering 18 core pillars of “boring” infrastructure modern society is built on.

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see.

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[Amit Ranjan @amitranjan]

The most useful vibe-coded app till date!

Crowdsourced bribes registry https://t.co/McdeH4qPpS

[Hemant Mohapatra @MohapatraHemant]

The curse of discipline is that every day looks the same. The curse of indiscipline is that every year does.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw a post on Reddit that said, “When you walk through a museum, you’re not just looking at art. You’re moving through centuries of people trying to explain love, grief, power, beauty, and belonging.” I don’t think I’ve ever seen a museum described so beautifully.

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[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A 16-year-old turtle beside her newborn baby

[📹 Backyard Tortoises and Family / roxyali10]

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Fascist Modi.

[Kartikeya Tanna @KartikeyaTanna]

BREAKING:

Authoritarian dictator Modi requests the nation to stop ostracizing and booking protestors who gave him, his mother and others the vilest of abuses in viral videos.

What a dictator!

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@irenaakbar You are an idiot with head full of bricks. And that’s the reason why you didnt’t understand the tweet. Stay locked in your own mental prison, follow the aasmaani kitaab, and be ignorant for the rest of your miserable life.