Beezle Fettuccini

A powerful man with a rumbly tum-tum.

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@thiseffingm I believe the old saying goes, "Fingers splayed be not afraid, fingers together kiss fascist boot leather."

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Chris Jones head the MVP because there’s a 95% certainty that ball was across the line

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Whisky can go either way but you know Jason Aldean is singing about Fireball or another liqueur.

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The difference between good country and shitty country is if you sing about coffee or beer.

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@thiseffingm They made a plot line about using your left hand?

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@Brian_Batson Apparently it's supposed to mimic how much it sucks to go to Church.

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@Brian_Batson The little fish in the little ditch hate it too

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@thiseffingm I had a really good experience with one in St Louis. I got into the pop-up bar and took a wrong turn looking for the bathroom and ended up ringside at an MMA fight cheering with the fighter's Mom. I did not experience any of the pop-up bar, but the night was fun.

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@thiseffingm @_plinth_ Hey you guys talkin' about Chasey Buildhouse? The game about building a house you can chase stuff in?

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@thiseffingm You do keep trying to get me to join a game.

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@brockwilbur @CMonQue913 C'MOOOOOOOOON

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@thiseffingm Wait this has been gaming advice? I shouldn't have been seducing/assaulting bartenders to see if they have any wiggle room on their mead prices IRL?

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@thiseffingm @MarkMeredith Do you think someone would really do that? Go on to the Internet and tell lies?

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@Richard_Kadrey Fully torqued for your dual releases.

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@matlove80 Reported

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@thiseffingm

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@BenBuch67843325 Like a posh one or a back alley fish merchant type?

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@dhurley15 pop that shirt off Hurley! Good win today.

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@brockwilbur Bloodborne: White Lotus

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@matlove80 @ThatEricAlper The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything.