Matt Olivier-Lovett

I let the dogs out

[Matt Olivier-Lovett @LovettMj]

@NBN_Australia Had a million chats Jay. To no avail

[Matt Olivier-Lovett @LovettMj]

...@Optus @NBN_Australia but it's fine sports fans, you can be on hold for two hours for someone to tell you turn it off and on again...

[Matt Olivier-Lovett @LovettMj]

@Optus @NBN_Australia it's actually inconceivable that 3 weeks after installing NBN Optus Internet, it has already stopped working...

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

If people keep taking offence I'll soon have none left.

[Matt Olivier-Lovett @LovettMj]

dark-sunglassed man in a suit holding a sign with my name on it at the airport. #lifegoals #soulseller

[Matt Olivier-Lovett @LovettMj]

@Telstra appreciate the effort. But I'm not wasting 2 hours of my life on the phone again. We've done all the troubleshooting to no avail

[Matt Olivier-Lovett @LovettMj]

@Telstra honestly she wouldn't really listen to us and what we were saying. Never put us through, think it's best we cancel our contract

[Matt Olivier-Lovett @LovettMj]

@Telstra tried all them mate. No solution at all

[Matt Olivier-Lovett @LovettMj]

@Telstra she wasn't very helpful at all and very blunt. I couldn't tell you. All we want is working internet Dylan

[Matt Olivier-Lovett @LovettMj]

@Telstra tried to but took 100 mins to get through and then provided no solutions and told us we may as well cancel our contract...

[Matt Olivier-Lovett @LovettMj]

@Telstra @LetsBelong modem

[Matt Olivier-Lovett @LovettMj]

@Telstra ADSL connection

[Matt Olivier-Lovett @LovettMj]

@Telstra cremorne point, 2090, NSW. Internet isn't working at all. Customer service took over 100 hours. All we want is a solution

[Matt Olivier-Lovett @LovettMj]

@LetsBelong @telstra internet not working. on hold for over an hour, customers for over a year and excruciatingly awful customer service.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Our government is running like a well-oiled Charlie Sheen.

[KFC Big Bash League @BBL]

Here's some classic @flintoff11 work with 38 days to go until #BBL06!

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

Yep RT: News Media Yet Again Misreads America’s Complex Pulse, via @nytimes https://t.co/9e0IBoi37q

[Rachel Treefork @RachelTreefork]

@rhys_hooper still got a shit bicycle? #wheelyshit

[Matt Olivier-Lovett @LovettMj]

Tripped up running (waddling) to the sound of a distant ice cream van. Matt, 24, Single, likes ice cream. Nice to meet you!

[Matt Olivier-Lovett @LovettMj]

'Things you now need to say playing Rugby': "Watch out mate, the Hooker is on your wing." #danecoles